Well Played, Rachel Bilson

Dear Rachel Bilson,

Hi! How are you? I am fine. You were cute on Chuck this week. I think you are pretty. I also have a favor to ask.

Would you mind writing a little pamphlet called, say, Fashion For Shorties or Dressing the Heightually Challenged or Little Ladies Looking Like [Complimentary Word Starting With an "L" -- you'll think of something], or…whatever, you can title it whatever you want. Anyway, it’d be about how you manage, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, to show up places looking totally relaxed and chic, but not at all stumpy or overwhelmed by your clothing, despite the fact that you’re only, like, three apples high. There are some people I need to send it to (KRISTEN BELL but don’t tell her, I want it to be a surprise).

Thank you!

Love,

Jessica