Well-Playedish, Chloe Sevigny

See? Other than kind of straggly hair — which, awkwardly, I myself have RIGHT THIS SECOND — and that questionable choker, she looks totally fine and cute.  Maybe even — HORRORS — a little boring. Except for the shoes, of course. I want to club her over the head with a sack full of oranges, rip those off her feet and go running into the dark, cold night, laughing uproariously and cradling them to my breast like a precious, precious baby. Because I dig them. A lot.  But otherwise, I kind of miss those halcyon days when she used to run around that that Art Garfunkel hair do. So this fills me with ennui.