Those aren't shoes, they're shinguards for a Lady Gaga soccer team (actually, the first time I saw this, I thought she'd broken her legs and was wearing magic braces). Full marks for the fact that she's somewhat pulling this off -- in the sense that I'm not so overwhelmed that I forget to look at her face -- but it still feels a bit like she's at an absurd rich-folk costume party, and OMG THOSE SHOES. It looks like someone took a tire iron to her legs and she's trying to rebuild them with science and ROBOTS or maybe bionic injections.
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