Well Played, Katy Perry

KATY PERRY: Hey there, Mr. Kaiser, sir.

KARL: Greetings, performer. What a fetching dress you’re wearing. GLOW.

KATY:  It’s one of yours.

KARL: By day you’re charming. By night, a gleaming banana. SPLIT.

KATY: Oh, ha, I see what you did there! Funny!

KARL: No. Humor is the crutch of the plain, pet. BE GORGEOUS.

KATY: I don’t think…

KARL: HARK. What’s that I spy? Hint: Not a cat.

KATY: I… can’t imagine.

KARL: You clutch my face. My head is a farm of inspiration, and it’s the harvest. REAP.

KATY: Oh, great, because I have so many questions…

KARL: You mistake me. To listen is to find God in a pumpkin.

KATY: Is it… okay, how about this?

KARL: Divinity becomes you.

KATY: Hey, thanks! I think this went well, in the end.

KARL: Endings are like shoes made of bread, darling. TOAST.

KATY: I’d better quit while I’m ahead.