Well Played, Mischa Barton/Single White Femaled, Mischa Barton


So, I actually kind of like this:

It’s interesting and flattering and also sort of unusual and unpredictable yet classic at the same time. I can sign off on that. It helps that I am currently obsessed with navy blue. So, anyway, nicely done, Mischa. Did you get a new stylist? Because that person deserves some props. That being said, I looked at this picture for about twenty minutes, trying to decide who Mischa reminded me of. It was kind of like when I’m at the Grove or whatever and I’m hiding behind a display of plastic margarita glasses trying to decide whether or not I went to college with the dude in Crate and Barrel, or I know him from the television. Although I’m usually wearing pants at C&B. And finally, it hit me. I think Mischa’s hoping people — especially those in casting — start confusing her with this person:

At the very LEAST, she took a picture of Keira’s hair to the salon and told her glam squad to approximate it. At the most, she may well be traisping about London pretending to BE Keira Knightley in hopes that she ends up with, you know, a job.

Hey, if it’s getting her to dress better, I’ll take it.

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