Well Played, Nicole Kidman


NICOLE KIDMAN: That’s right, bitches! THE RED HAIR IS BACK.

KEITH URBAN: Can’t see from my facial expression how relieved I am by this development?

NICOLE: Can’t you see from MY facial expression that I know how HOT I look? And please, can it with all the “you don’t HAVE facial expressions, Nicole” comments. I’M JUST SERENE IN MY TITIAN HOTNESS.

KEITH: Can’t you see from my facial expression that I’m stoked that tonight’s outfit didn’t require chestal-waxing?

NICOLE: Can’t we stop talking about you? And focus on ME?

KEITH: Yes, honey. Trust me, we’re all glad you’re back.

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