Well Played, Rachel Bilson

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RACHEL BILSON: Oh, Hayden.

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN: What?

RACHEL: The vest. The VEST. I can’t look.

HAYDEN: It’s a harness! It’s for the commercial I’m shooting. It’s not like I’m wearing it to a club.

RACHEL: It looks like a combo lifejacket and nut-sling. What will people SAY?

HAYDEN: They will say, “Hey, Rachel Bilson looks really cute walking next to her boyfriend who is wearing a harness for a commercial he is shooting.”

RACHEL: Or they might think you’re off your rocker, and that you shouldn’t wear scoop-necked tees because you look like a sexually ambiguous French bohemian poet from The Days Of Yore.

HAYDEN: So you’re saying I should take this ENTIRE thing off next time we go on a coffee break? Do you know how long it takes me to put it on in the first place?

RACHEL: Hmm. I see your point. Perhaps a very large coat?

HAYDEN: Did I mention you look adorable today? Even WITH the wind blowing your dress around?

RACHEL: Aw. It’s true. Okay, fine, you can keep the harness. FOR NOW. I will just carry around a sign that says, “HE’S WEARING IT FOR A JOB, PEOPLE.” That should help.

HAYDEN: Hey, would a tiny wager make you feel better?  Ten bucks says one of the Pussycat Dolls sees this and orders ten in different shades.

RACHEL: Done… because I think she will order twenty.