Well Played, Rachel Weisz

SHE’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW PERSON. If the woman in the first photo was about to collapse of a terrible mysterious olde-timey condition, the woman in the second photo looks more like the gorgeous femme fatale who’s recently arrived in town and who will shortly leave it, having seduced nearly all the men and more of women than you might suspect, managing to relieve them all of large portions of their personal fortunes along the way. And no one will even really mind that much. I mean, look at her. Nice comeback, lady.  I suspect, after all, that even she reacted to photos of her Met Gala gown as I did, like this:

I know, sister! I had the same reaction! What were you thinking?!

PS: that dress is pretty cute too, split-pea color and all. Stand up straight and give us a better look:

Someone’s stylist realized that if she didn’t get things back on track, she was going to find herself in the metaphorical equivalent of the Tower of London, waiting to lose her head for treasonous crimes against style. Way to arrange that stay of execution, kid.