Well Played (sigh), Paris Hilton

I always kind of hate it when Paris Hilton looks good.

[Photo: WENN]

I mean, it’s not an outfit that revolutionizes my approach to life, or anything, but she looks good — or at least, not stupid, like when she wears t-shirts with her face or her name on them. Sigh. It doesn’t seem fair, does it? She’s pretty much the Prom Queen of gross and tacky
famewhores, so by all rights she should be guzzling too much spiked punch and then puking all over her dress and down Kim Kardashian’s cleavage right in front of the principal, while Brody Jenner and his bros point and laugh and dump another mickey of rum into a bowl of Hi-C orange. Double sigh. Credit where credit is due, I guess.

Does this mean I’m growing up? I hope not.