What Fug To Wear

We’ve noted several times that we’re pretty sure Trinny Woodall has made herself a walking What Not To Wear, so as to underscore more emphatically the whole point of her show. In that, I have to admire her consistency, at least. And her commitment. Not many people are as determined as she:

I mean, in order to get this dress in an adult size, she would’ve had to take the version she obviously found in the Harrod’s children’s department clearance rack and have a tailor recreate it as skintight as possible. THAT is dedication. If only she were as devoted to opening her mouth and dumping chocolate malts down the hatch.