What You Fuggin’ For?

I love it when people wear their skirts in such a way that there is little or no real estate between the waist and the armpits:

Does she just have the worst static-cling imaginable, or did Gwen Stefani just come from making out with the school rebel underneath the bleachers? Those are some third-base wrinkles on that skirt…

… And, Gwen, way to sneak in those infamous leggings. Don’t think we didn’t notice, lady. You’re not that fair-skinned.