What Not to Fug

I continue to be perplexed by Trinny’s need to wear a dress over nearly everything she owns:

She does this ALL THE TIME, despite the fact that it’s no longer 2006. I’m sure there’s some reasoning here about giving her slim frame “extra curves” or some such — if I were at all organized, this is where I’d quote from one of Trinny and Susannah’s very amusing books, except for the part where I can’t find them.  I could provide a quote from the new Gossip Girl series, an old copy of Allure, or Rick Bayless’s Everyday Mexican, but I fear this is one problem even tacos can’t solve — as I think they’re always talking about that, but at this point, I am beginning to wonder if maybe she just have a rampant shirt phobia. She’s a raging anti-shirt-ite, and it’s got to stop!