Whip Fug!

Let’s pause for a moment in our VMA orgy to discuss this.

That dress is amusing — the top part looks like a very elaborate tattoo, and the rest is kind of a Rorschach hallucination in which I see, like, pirate ships and sea creatures and a chopping maw of angry teeth that’s rather unfortunately lined up with her nethers, as if suggesting they need a snack.

But my real question is: Do we think Drew Barrymore is maybe losing her mind a bit? I know she’s
promoting her roller-derby movie, so she’s being all calculatedly edgy
and whatnot, but isn’t the joke on her? She may think the hair is hilarious but she still has to be the one wearing it. The last time I saw a dye job
that bad, it was paw-shaped, attached to a keychain, and being rubbed for good luck.
Although I will say she’s making me crave chocolate-dipped shortbread, so maybe something wonderful will come of this after all.