White Satin Jumpfug

Oh good lord. Danielle Gaither looks less Mad TV and more Mad T.P.:

[Photo by Daily Celeb.]

This girl needs a mirror. Or friends who don’t lie to her. Or at the bare minimum, swift neighbors who, when they see her trying to leave the house looking like she got all tangled up in her satin sheets and then threw on her gardening clogs, will tackle her and tape her to the drainpipe until she agrees to change.