Wives and Fugfriends


Behold Alex Curran/Gerrard, whom I know from reading Kickette is the wife of Liverpool football star Steven Gerrard.

And according to our best friend for semi-reliable information, Wikipedia, she is “the uber-WAG” and has not only been involved in a boyfriend swap but also was robbed by masked cat-burglars and has been arrested for assault. (This makes me miss Footballers Wives.)  Apparently, in the midst of all this, she’s also managed to find a formal version of Seinfeld’s puffy shirt somewhere and is now wearing it as a dress. This girl needs to write a book, like, immediately.  

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