Wrong Fug 3: Left for Fug

This is a British actress named Janet Montgomery:

Her name sent me on a twenty minute trip down the Wikipedia rabbit hole, because I was trying to remember if that was, in fact, the actual name of my favorite wackjob from All My Children, Janet From Another Planet. (It is not: Janet From Another Planet was Janet Green. Her other identity [who lived in the mirror, obviously] wanted her to KILL Jackson Montgomery, not marry him. Murder and marriage are so oft intertwined on soaps that I forgot. Also, don’t worry: Jackson lived, because Janet actually killed Mirror Janet with a crowbar. She really is a great character. She also threw her blind sister Natalie down a well and took over her identity, only to find herself accidentally trapped in that same well years later. She was also hit by lightning once, after trying to set off a bomb. At a wedding. I can’t believe soaps are dying. This shit is so good!) 

Oh, honey. No.