"Okay, y'all, listen up. I decided for these auditions in Oakland -- which Simon Cowell told me was a tree-themed amusement park like Dollywood but for trees which in retrospective IS NOT REALLY VERY FUNNY -- that I would look all classy and shit, like Kate Middleton. SO BEWARE! I mean, BEHOLD:"
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