You Are My Passion For Fug

Molly Stanton, you might have landed a plum role on a sure to be disasterous new WB sitcom, but to me, you will always be Charity from Passions.  Dull, anemic, whiny, mealymouthed, virginal, semi-magical-but-not-in-the-fun-way Charity.

And the outfit you wore to the WB’s TCA party is not really making me sit up and take you seriously as…well, as anything, really:

[Photo courtesy of Daily Celeb.]

What are you wearing, and why is it so weirdly nautical? And also low-cut? And also wrinkled? And…are those appliques? Are you serious? Are they supposed to be approximating…nipples? Seriously, I know she’s playing your mother on this new show and all, but are you taking fashion advice from Melanie Griffith? Because maybe you’re new, but she crazy.