The prosecution opens by noting its displeasure with the contours of all the hoo-ha and rosettes on Anne's sides, which combined with the tightness and slick redness give off the air that she has won Second Place in the Miss 'Inspired By Britney's Oops I Did It Again Video' pageant. The defense whatevers that it's form-fitting and she looks pleasant and it was cute when she twirled around on it on the red carpet. The prosecution then calls into question the back view...