The prosecution wonders if Anne had to wear a buttock purse so that she had a place to keep her functioning brain, so that she could just pop it out long enough to get through the telecast and then put it back in without any lingering memory of having participated. The defense mumbles something about hot-air balloons being so in right now, and then tries to draw attention to Anne's flattering hair color. The prosection is not amused, and throws down yet another angle...
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