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Your Body is a Fuggerland
“Yes, yes, PERFECT,” John Mayer thought.
“Put me in a dark room with a far-sighted girl and I can TOTALLY pass for Johnny Depp! It’ll be like that disastrous Playboy interview never happened! I CAN SCORE AGAIN! Thank you, hair follicles. Thank you. Now, where’d I put my scarves?”
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