Zoe Fugvitz

Oh dear.

It appears Zoe’s blueberry nights involved borrowing her gardener’s shoes, getting lost in the woods, and being lightly mauled by a perturbed deer who really freaking hates leggings. I would probably watch that movie — sounds like a Disney musical-comedy involving Bambi’s midlife crisis and a lot of fresh berry pie — but I don’t think I would WEAR it.