Bravely Played, Lisa Rinna


Styling tip #45 from Lisa Rinna: When you need to spice up jeans and a shirt, look to that bathmat that usually hugs the base of your toilet.

However, this is an especially ballsy play given that I think I know from where she shoplifted the fur:

Run, Lisa. It wants its torso back.

[Photo: Getty]

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Comments (25):

  1. lynsey

    ROTFLMAO.

    • Jen

      See, THIS is why I have GFY on my bookmarks bar, because I can be having the worst day, and boom, there it is. At least I am not being hunted by a large, bedraggled muppet.

      I love you guys, I really do. *sniff*

  2. Lynne

    Bah! The thing is, without the bathmat, I wouldn’t hate that ensemble. Not groundbreaking but cute for a casual afternoon. And she as the right colouring to pull off taupe without looking ill. Also, is it just me or is Lisa less plastic lately? She kind of looks good.

    • jjdaddyo

      I think she has discontinued her three times a week collagen injections, thus allowing her lips to shrink to something approaching normal size.

      • lisas

        And her lips are so nice! I don’t understand why she started messing with em, they’re pretty much perfect.

      • CB

        @jjdaddyo – Was thinking the same thing. They’re so NICE when they aren’t trouty.

    • Tara Misu

      I think she had her fake lips removed or deflated or whatever….

      But I agree, I think the out fit is cute without the bathmat.

  3. lisas

    SOMEONE ELSE LOVES SWEETUMS. I’m so happy! Sweetums was my favourite because he was sooooo scary. And he is WORKING those rags, check the fierce smize.

  4. Noire

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    My favorite jump EVER!

  5. JanetP

    I think you Fug Girls hit your real genius stride any time Muppets are involved.

  6. Moi

    All right, I’ll be the one to buck the trend thus far: I like this. She looks cool and laid back and just slightly funky/edgy. Plus, she’s got a cute hair cut, shiny tresses, and glowy skin.

  7. vandalfan

    There are so many other nice, fluffy vests to choose. Just look in the Coldwater Creek catalog, or Cabela’s.

  8. Kara

    *falls out laughing* Awesome. Simply awesome.

    And I dig her boots.

  9. Lauren

    Is that Thomas Jane under there?

  10. Ragstolondon

    Kudos to the muppet – kudos to fug!

  11. PeggyO

    Do NOT mess with Sweetums!

  12. Kris

    HILARIOUS!!!

  13. Caroleena Stantonova

    I’m just so happy she had her doggone lips redone/undone/FIXED!

  14. Jessica

    Just when I thought the bath mat statement was funny enough. Clicking the link just made my day. Bravo Fug Girls. Bravo.

  15. Mongerel

    I would take either one of the home. Or both.

  16. Delaney

    How strange. My friend was wearing practically the same thing today.

  17. Emma

    Best post ever.

  18. Valerie Beach Ruiz

    I laugh SO hard every time I come back to this post. I literally just snorted when sharing this one with my hubby. You ladies seriously rock.