Styling tip #45 from Lisa Rinna: When you need to spice up jeans and a shirt, look to that bathmat that usually hugs the base of your toilet.
However, this is an especially ballsy play given that I think I know from where she shoplifted the fur:
Run, Lisa. It wants its torso back.
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Comments (25):
ROTFLMAO.
See, THIS is why I have GFY on my bookmarks bar, because I can be having the worst day, and boom, there it is. At least I am not being hunted by a large, bedraggled muppet.
I love you guys, I really do. *sniff*
Bah! The thing is, without the bathmat, I wouldn’t hate that ensemble. Not groundbreaking but cute for a casual afternoon. And she as the right colouring to pull off taupe without looking ill. Also, is it just me or is Lisa less plastic lately? She kind of looks good.
I think she has discontinued her three times a week collagen injections, thus allowing her lips to shrink to something approaching normal size.
And her lips are so nice! I don’t understand why she started messing with em, they’re pretty much perfect.
@jjdaddyo – Was thinking the same thing. They’re so NICE when they aren’t trouty.
I think she had her fake lips removed or deflated or whatever….
But I agree, I think the out fit is cute without the bathmat.
SOMEONE ELSE LOVES SWEETUMS. I’m so happy! Sweetums was my favourite because he was sooooo scary. And he is WORKING those rags, check the fierce smize.
Sweetums is the shiz! Give him back his vest, dammit!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
My favorite jump EVER!
I think you Fug Girls hit your real genius stride any time Muppets are involved.
All right, I’ll be the one to buck the trend thus far: I like this. She looks cool and laid back and just slightly funky/edgy. Plus, she’s got a cute hair cut, shiny tresses, and glowy skin.
There are so many other nice, fluffy vests to choose. Just look in the Coldwater Creek catalog, or Cabela’s.
*falls out laughing* Awesome. Simply awesome.
And I dig her boots.
Is that Thomas Jane under there?
YES. Excellent call, Lauren.
Kudos to the muppet – kudos to fug!
Do NOT mess with Sweetums!
HILARIOUS!!!
I’m just so happy she had her doggone lips redone/undone/FIXED!
Just when I thought the bath mat statement was funny enough. Clicking the link just made my day. Bravo Fug Girls. Bravo.
I would take either one of the home. Or both.
How strange. My friend was wearing practically the same thing today.
Best post ever.
I laugh SO hard every time I come back to this post. I literally just snorted when sharing this one with my hubby. You ladies seriously rock.