90 photos in galleryAre you ready to review A LOT OF DRESSES in order to make this VERY IMPORTANT vote? I hope you had some protein with your breakfast this morning. With no further ado, let’s DO THIS.
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Oscars “Was it worth it?” Carpet: Joan Collins
The big news to come out of the Vanity Fair party was that Joan Collins had to be escorted out and to the hospital, because she was having dizzy spells. Later, she said it was because she made the mistake of wearing a tight dress that, after five hours, made it tough to breathe. That had better be true. We can’t lose La Collins. She has to live to be at least a hundred. I can’t deal.
This is the dress. It looks a bit like barnacles, but it’s also… you know, it’s Joan Collins. The woman is a national treasure even though she’s not from here. There may never be a villain as awesome as Alexis Colby Etc., so let’s all say a silent prayer of thanks to the Camp Gods that she’s okay, and then discuss whether this dress was worth the TERROR of seeing a swooning legend go down.
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Oscars Well Played: Gabrielle Union
I think I just need to accept the fact that I have a total girl crush on Gabrielle Union:
But can you blame me? She’s so preeeeeeettttttty.
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Oscars Fug Carpet: Brooklyn Decker
Hmm. I suppose this isn’t fug, in its complete sense.
But it’s a little wenchy, no? I mean, she’s the shipboard lass on a very nice pirate ship — like maybe if the QE2 got boarded and ran up the flag — but I’m still pretty sure she serves shot glasses wedged in her cleavage to dudes with scurvy, rotting teeth, and breath that smells like mutton.
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@catherinegelera I hate you for that - J
Best and Worst of the Oscars: DECIDED
And, BEHOLD, as voted by you, Fug Nation’s BEST DRESSED at the Oscars:
She BARELY edged Mila Kunis.
And the WORST?
react: