105 photos in galleryLet’s do this thing. As always, please find the actual polls after the jump because OMG SO LONG.
Fug File: Oscars
Oscars Fugs and Fabs: The Rest (Enticing Headline, I Know)
This is the part of the week where we feel tapped out, like we’ve made every comment that could ever exist about any dress, ever, in the history of dresses. And yet there are always pictures left in our lightboxes, the ones we would glance at and then think, “Eh, I’ll do that later,” or, “I need to think about it,” and then suddenly it’s Friday morning and we just don’t have any gas left in the tank. But in the interests of being as complete as we can, we want to give you RDJ, and Salma, and Paquin, and Michelle Rodriguez, and Emily “Revenge” VanCamp… we just want you to have nice things, Fug Nation. And sometimes a leisurely Friday oglefest is exactly what the Fug Doctor ordered.
[Photos: Getty]
Oscars Fug or Fab: Judy Greer
I’m concerned about Judy Greer. In all the photos from the Oscars, she shows nary a tooth in any of them. VERY occasionally she smirked, but in almost all the pictures, she was making this face:
And Judy Greer — in my head, and on my TV — is so funny and awesome. Please don’t become one of those celebs who never smiles, Judy. It makes you seem weird and off-putting and perhaps someone with a phobia about her teeth. I don’t want that for you.
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Fug file: Awards & Galas, Fug or Fab, Oscars
Oscars Well Played: Bret McKenzie
One of the Conchords has an Oscar! AND he’s an acrobatic draw with his finger guns!
Now let’s work on Jemaine. If we can’t get him a statuette, then can they at least start writing the opening song montage? You want your young ‘uns, Academy? Go get ‘em.
[Photo: Getty]
Fug file: Awards & Galas, Hot Right Now, Oscars
Oscars Fug Carpet: Kat Graham
So CLOSE. SO VERY CLOSE, KAT GRAHAM.
We just need to hoist this up a wee tad. Oh, and get you out of those clodhopper shoes. And make the dress look 10% less like it’s eating you like a giant, (wo)man-eating snake. THEN WE’RE GOOD.
Fug file: Awards & Galas, Fug or Fab, Oscars, Katerina Graham
@meadowgirl I wish! It's all self-funded, so it's tough to make the rounds as much as we'd like! - J
Oscars 2012 Best and Worst
Thank you all for voting for the Best and the Worst Dressed at this year’s Oscars. With no further ado, congrats shall rain upon Jessica Chastain, who beat out Gywneth “Cape” Paltrow and Octavia Spencer to FINALLY win Best Dressed:
As for Worst:
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