Fugger: Blake Lively

Boobs Fugsly

Nov 16, 2010 By Heather AT 12:00 pm

When Emma Watson wore this, Jessica astutely noted that if it had been Boobs Legsly in that dress, it would’ve been figure-skating jokes aplenty. Well, Legsly hasn’t worn it exactly, but she’s done her version of it:

However, to her credit, instead of filling my head with triple toe-loop cracks, she’s instead made me wonder why a lady would wear a dress that makes it look like her bikini line is wearing a Welcome Back Kotter wig. 
Judging by the number of photos in our subscriptions of this outfit — that is, two — compared to the roughly sixty of her in a coat, I’m guessing Blake ended up either agreeing with me, or wishing she hadn’t worn a white bra (unless that’s Boobs’ way of giving them the spotlight on a day when her neckline flirts more with her collarbone than her areolae). And I can’t say I blame her:

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The Sisterfug of the Traveling Pants

Nov 8, 2010 By Jessica AT 8:00 am

Rumor has it that Blake here is up for a role in Baz Lurhmann’s remake of The Great Gatsby.

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To which I say: apparently someone heard that one of the most iconic scenes in the book involves an excess of dress shirts and TOTALLY misinterpreted.

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Who Fugged It More (Or Less)? Madonna vs Blake Lively vs Sophie Monk

Nov 4, 2010 By Jessica AT 10:00 am

All I know is that my FIRST reaction to this is, “DUDE. Madonna. When you’re wearing something to an event that BLAKE LIVELY already wore, in JANUARY no less — nearly an entire decade ago, it feels like — and that SOPHIE MONK OF ALL PEOPLE  was also already photographed in, albeit in August, then we ALL know you are OFF YOUR GAME.” Behold:

I mean, sure — the rest of us don’t worry about whether or not someone’s already worn our perforated bootaloons and we also repeat outfits all the time. But none of us are Madonna (except you, Madonna — hi!), who built her entire career on the concept of looking new and interesting. But the main question, truly, is who pulled off her perforated bootaloons with the most verve?

Should you need a refresher, behold Ms Blake “I just read that she might be taking up with DiCaprio, and that’s going to get INTERESTING” Lively:

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Fug or Fab: Blake Lively

Oct 21, 2010 By Jessica AT 1:00 pm

This is a handy excuse for me to mention that I feel like Gossip Girl is really GOOD this season. It helps that Katie Cassidy has joined the cast, because Katie Cassidy is awesome.

Also potentially awesome:

Honestly, Fug Nation, I’m still worn out from all the screeching I did about the Glee GQ cover yesterday, but I think I like this. Like, a lot. But I can’t silence the little voice in my head that’s screaming about how Blake’s actually rocking a ruffled bedroom valance, the sort not seen since the inside of Judith Krantz’s masterwork, Scruples (which I am re-reading, and which RULES. It’s all sex and shopping — which is, by the way, the name of La Krantz’s autobiography, which is ALSO awesome).

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Fug Town

Oct 18, 2010 By Heather AT 11:00 am

Ah, Boobs Leglsy, I knew Blake’s brain couldn’t keep you repressed for long:

It’s as though she has a split personality and one of the identities is governed by her thighs, which are pathologically unable to endure the kiss of fabric against them without an exit strategy in place. I’m almost surprised the skirt doesn’t come rigged with an alarm and a fire escape. 
However, it did come rigged with that harness:

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Fug or Fab: Blake Lively

Oct 4, 2010 By Jessica AT 1:00 pm

Why, hello Blake Lively!

How coy you are. I suspect you’re wearing the very Louboutins I tried on several times at the Barneys sale before realizing that, no, I could not actually manage to walk around in shoes that were two and a half sizes too big, regardless of how pretty they are. But let’s take a look at the rest of you! 

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