Fugger: Hailee Steinfeld

Fugs and Fabs: The Vogue/MAC Party


I can’t believe anyone from Vogue felt up to another party. I’m still exhausted from the Met Gala and I didn’t even have to change out of my jammies.

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Met Gala Well Played, Hailee Steinfeld


When I saw this on the live-feed on Monday night — where Hailee said she thought Avril Lavigne was her favorite punk artist and Teen Vogue‘s Andrew Bevan almost choked on his own tongue laughing at her (in a sweet, older-brotherly way) and yelping that AVRIL IS NOT PUNK — I was all, “cute, Hailee. You’re adorbs. Moving on.” And then I took a closer look:

The dress is leather; the star-bursts are made of tiny safety pins. This is adorable, age-appropriate, event-appropriate, and — best of all — smart.  Avril wishes.

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Fugs and Fabs: Some Spring Break Themed Thingy


All I know is, any event that brings together the likes of Hailee Steinfeld and Tony Goldwyn and Ben McKenzie and Jessica Szohr and Catherine Keener that is NOT some kind of awards show is pretty much beyond my comprehension.

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Fug, then Fab: Hailee Steinfeld


The little old granny bursting at the seams of my soul REALLY can’t handle a girl Hailee’s age wearing anything even REMOTELY transparent.

I shouldn’t be able to see undergarments, I shouldn’t be wondering what percentage of this thing is lined, and I really shouldn’t be grimacing at what’s happening to her pelvis because my eyes should not BE on her pelvis because she is a fetus. Her pelvis is nobody’s business at this age. Don’t make me do illegal things just by virtue of having eyes, kid. Also, not for nothing: That is not a good jumpsuit. It’s like she’s been seized by creeping vines.

Fortunately, at a different event on the same night, she managed to be interesting in a better way:

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Fugs and Fabs: The Coach party


Man, it was the Fughara Desert out there for a while, and now EVERYONE is coming out to play. Bless you, Hollywood. I never thought I’d say this, but HAVE MORE PARTIES.

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Oscars Fug or Fab: Hailee Steinfeld


Real talk: I would be giving this this full Fug treatment if I didn’t think she was so delightful and cute:

Because this is basically what happens when Pilgrims go bad. Actually, I would watch that movie, now that I think about it. Talk to your people, Hailee.

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