Some of these are more successful than others. I love the Vogue Wall of Bushes behind everyone though. First of all, it’s an elegant backdrop for arrival pictures and you know that’s one of the reasons Vogue always uses it. Second, I like to imagine that Anna makes every celebrity compete in a mini Triwizard Tournament to get to the open bar, and this is the hedge maze portion of the evening.
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Liv Tyler is really gorgeous.
But this is the most disturbing thing. I feel like this tee shirt looks like the sort of thing they showed patients in Ye Olde Sanitarium (in, you know, Olden Times), asked them what they saw in it, and then when the patient said, like, “That’s what it looks like inside me head, guv’ner” (that’s Cockney Olden Times) or “that’s what happens in a Praying Mantis Whorehouse,” or, “You know, the gruel here is terrible. Have you people never heard of cumin?” the Psychiatrist nodded gravely and stroked his bread* and made a note and said, “MmmMMM” and then started wondering how soon he could schedule the Secret Lobotomy (reading lots of trashy books has taught me that, in Olden Times, the vast majority of lobotomies were Secret — as of course were most affairs, many babies, and several marriages). Dramatic fictional material but perhaps not ideal for wearing around.
*I am leaving this typo because I find it hilarious. WHAT I WAS HUNGRY WHEN I WROTE THIS.
I think I can say, with total confidence:
This might be the absolute cutest Liv Tyler has EVER looked.
What? Sometimes I seriously don’t have anything snarky to say.
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Weird. The expression on the dog’s face kind of encapsulates how I feel about this outfit — and its place in it — as a whole:
I’m sure the Germans have a word for that.
@shelleykaye she is really talented! - J
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At first, I debated whether I minded the vest layered over the dress.
I mean… it’s a look, as they say. The dress itself is pretty plain; maybe Liv was just trying to spice it up a little bit, or detract from the wrinkles, or be free to eat some passed hors d’oeuvres with maximum abdominal comfort. But it nagged at me — it all still seemed sort of shapeless and bland, even for a dress that was trying to give itself a menswear contact high. And then:
always with the ‘and then’
react: