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Well, one comment: STOP.
Well, two comments: STOP NOW.
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It’s like Phoebe Price looked at the coverage of Julianne Moore’s Two Dresses in One, and thought to herself, “if two dresses squashed together gets that much attention, THREE AND A HALF WILL BE SO MUCH BETTER.”
Oh, Phoebe. It’s really not.
Everyone give Christa a round of applause for her winning haiku!
I just love sushi
Salmon skin roll is my fave
Dress accordingly.
Are you ready to get your vote on? A refresher:
While we encourage you to read all the awesome entries, the haiku finalists are:
1) By Christa:
I just love sushi
Salmon skin roll is my fave
Dress accordingly
2) By Pazca:
Shower curtain pinned
I can Carrie this look too
Patricia, feel’d me?
3) By
What is P-squared for?
Prawn-tailed Polterwang perchance?
It’s Phoebe Priceless…
Oh dear God. I should have known this day would come.
I’m sorry, Phoebe. I take back everything I ever said — everything! This particular ensemble is particularly fetching! There is nothing more delightful than a velvet jacket and pirate boots on a ninety-degree day! PLEASE DON’T SHOOT.
Fugs and Fabs: The Ladies of the Cannes Opening Ceremony
Come for the Junior Knowles; stay for two fug favorites who MAY have left their signature nonsense at home. LADIES. CANNES IS NOT THE TIME TO CLEAN UP ONE’S ACT.
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