Fugger: Phoebe Price

Fugs and Fabs: The Ladies of the Cannes Opening Ceremony


Come for the Junior Knowles; stay for two fug favorites who MAY have left their signature nonsense at home. LADIES. CANNES IS NOT THE TIME TO CLEAN UP ONE’S ACT.

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Fugbe Price


Presented without comment.

Well, one comment: STOP.

Well, two comments: STOP NOW.

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AMA Fug Carpet: Phoebe Price


It’s like Phoebe Price looked at the coverage of Julianne Moore’s Two Dresses in One, and thought to herself, “if two dresses squashed together gets that much attention, THREE AND A HALF WILL BE SO MUCH BETTER.”

Oh, Phoebe. It’s really not.

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Freaky Fug Friday: THE WINNER!


Everyone give Christa a round of applause for her winning haiku!

I just love sushi
Salmon skin roll is my fave
Dress accordingly.

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Freaky Fug Friday: Phoebe Price VOTING EDITION


Are you ready to get your vote on? A refresher:

While we encourage you to read all the awesome entries, the haiku finalists are:

1) By Christa:

I just love sushi
Salmon skin roll is my fave
Dress accordingly

2) By Pazca:

Shower curtain pinned
I can Carrie this look too
Patricia, feel’d me?

3) By

What is P-squared for?
Prawn-tailed Polterwang perchance?
It’s Phoebe Priceless…

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Fugbe Prifugce


Oh dear God. I should have known this day would come.

I’m sorry, Phoebe. I take back everything I ever said — everything! This particular ensemble is particularly fetching! There is nothing more delightful than a velvet jacket and pirate boots on a ninety-degree day! PLEASE DON’T SHOOT.

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