Remember this?
Well, Fug Madness 2011 winner Taylor Momsen should enjoy the last few days of her reign, because we’re prepping to crown a new champion. Brackets come out on MONDAY, and games begin next week (as it does every year, Fug Madness runs concurrently with the NCAA basketball tournament. They have many similarities beyond just bracketology, you know. For example, every year, a high seed will be upset by someone who really doesn’t have the strength of schedule/wardrobe to carry the title, but whose few shining moments were so, er, shiny, that they can not be ignored). But before Heather and I lock ourselves into the GFY HQ Chamber of Secrets to decide on this year’s chosen contenders, we must survey YOU, Fug Nation. Who do you think deserves to contend for the title this year. REMEMBER: Fug Madness has NOTHING to do with the celebrity’s body of work as a whole, but rather ONLY what they wore from the day after the 2011 Oscars through the 2012 Oscars (some people have a fiscal year; our year runs Oscars to Oscars). Take a look through our archives, rack your brains and weigh in, please. Who had a very good bad year?
Comments (184):
Ginnifer Goodwin. Love her, hate Sevingny-izing.
I’m with you. She is so cute & you think she’d be vaguely Portman-esque. But she misses so badly so often. Gennifer Goodwin, I’m figuring a strong 3 seed.
Agreed. She has to work so hard to not be adorable. Why do people fight the hot??
It’s the ears. They distract her.
Oh yeah, I couldn’t agree more. Julianne Moore is bad, too. So beautiful yet she fugs it up every single time.
Michelle Williams for making me want to gag several times because of her overly cutsie clothes
Seconded.
I love her clothes nearly all the time. I am a girly girl even though I am an old one. My career requires well tailored suits, but give me lace and ruffles and a-line skirts the rest of the time! Not everyone can do twee, but some people carry it well.
DITTO Michelle Williams. So tired of the pixie cut to every event no less….
Blake Lively and her Marchesa shop of tulle horrors.
*Although I would spend much time grumbling about Blake and her permanantly cocked chin in every picture, girl needs to see a chiropractor.
Seconded! Someone needs to take Boobs Legsley and Marchese down a few tulle pegs.
agree!!
Stacey “Awards Show Barbie” Keibler
Lea “Pose Hard” Michele
TOTALLY second this. Lea “Pose Hard” MIchele is the best nick name ever.
Wrong. “Blair’s Head Band” is the best nickname ever.
Thirded?
Lea Michele for the win, absolutely; because I actually like her and I’m genuinely relieved when she doesn’t attend a gala/ premiere/ outing so I’m not forced to stare in horror…
Is it weird that I take Fug Madness very seriously? I mean, I study those slides.
ME TOO!
Is it weird that I start thinking about it as early as Christmas time?
Hahaha! I’M USING VACATION HOURS FOR FUG MADNESS THIS YEAR AND I’M NOT ASHAMED TO ADMIT IT!
Fug Madness IS my Christmas.
shailene woodley! for all that is right and holy, shailene woodley.
yes! she fails dressing properly EVERY TIME!
and also: she needs to do something about her hair and makeup. that might help her clothes look better.
All actresses who play characters on CW or ABC Family shows (except Troian Bellisario because Spencer’s PLL outfits are boss).
Lucy Hale
Drunkface McCord
Shailene Woodley
oh also, Vanessa Hudgens and The Great Pants? Debacle of 2011
Love the obligatory question mark in Pants? Debacle
I see Vanessa going deep into the tournament. At least to the final 8.
Gut instinct says to pick Vanessa Hudgens. Even without looking, I can remember her wearing some heinous stuff last year.
I think this is Baby V’s year to reign as fug queen, for sure.
The overalls, oh the horror!
I am so pumped for Fug Madness. I’m not even kidding when I say it’s one of the highlights of my year. Is that super sad, or what?
It’s not sad if it makes Fug Nation happy!
Me too. I love Fug Madness. So happy it is almost here!
When March 1st rolled around my first thought was “Fug Madness is nigh!”
Not sad at all! I looooove Fug Madness! =D
That is unequivocally Not Sad. Fug Madness is a delight! If you weren’t into it, you’re probably a puppy molester/baby killer.
Ok, maybe that’s a bit strong.
Can I make a plea to include only contestants who aren’t wearing costumes? I prefer to judge people who are actually attempting to look good and failing. Gaga, In my opinion, Katy Perry and the like should be excluded. That said, I could see where it might be tough to draw the line.
Oops, sorry for the bolding.
I’m in agreeance with you, Dave. It’s kind of like having to compare apples and oranges when you’ve got an outfit and a costume.
It is tough to draw the line. Our stance on this is, and has always been, that if you’re willing to be seen in public in it, then it counts.
Totally agree. There’s a big difference between Gaga who makes a studied effort to look as fugly as possible, and Angelina who always thinks she looks fab but too often falls way short.
I agree!
@GFY Gals, the only line you can probably draw is “were they actually being paid to perform when photographed in the getup in question”. I can live with that.
(We will still have 11,638 discussions about it, but that is life.)
I agree. WRT the line between clothing and costume, surely intent factors into it? Gaga, I imagine, does not get up in the morning and shuffle, Cher Horowitz style, through her massive closet of meat dresses and ovo-pods and plus-sign-titted sheer nurse uniforms and cloven-hoof shoes; she is clearly choosing costumes for the character of *dramatic voice* LADY GAGA. (Side note: GODS, does that sound exhausting. I think the most shocking thing she could do at this point is to be photographed in comfy jeans and a t-shirt, eating a burrito and digging coins out of her purse to buy a Coke from a vending machine.)
Katy Perry, on the other hand, at least sometimes just wears a dress rather than costuming a persona.
Gaga does NOT buy coke with change. Gaga is brought a coke on a platter by four men in loincloths. (apparently her persona-building worked on me!)
Will GaGa even be in Fug Madness this year? I surprisingly don’t remember her being featured on GFY too much this past year. Ditto for Paz.
Totally agree that Gaga and any picture involving people singing on a stage should be excluded because the point is to look weird.
… you do notice that last year’s winner is featured above, singing on a stage, and looking absolutely terrible?
Ginnifer Goodwin and Christina Hendricks for their inability to dress their, quite frankly, rocking bodies.
Vanessa Hudgens BECAUSE CROCHET TROUSERS CANNOT BE FORGIVEN.
I second Christina Hendricks, for being a gorgeous girl unable to dress herself.
Thirded. If she has a stylist they need to be fired.
Third for Christina. She dresses like she’s apologizing.
LG– That is such a perfect way to put it. I am in awe.
Yes – and can I just say that the articulate and clever members of Fug Nation have made me so happy that our beloved FugGirls opened up comments on each post. After years of having to call my sister to talk about posts, I now have all of you clever people as well.
Sorry for the squish, I’m feeling sentimental today. Kudos to LG
I wish Anika Noni Rose had gone out more because these last 2 weeks have been pretty dire for her.
Ginnifer Goodwin, michelle williams, jessica white!
J-White may very well be a 1-seed.
Angelina’s leg!
Seriously, I predict Michelle Williams having a very good run, but in the end someone slightly famous cracked out crazy will probably beat her.
Elizabeth Olsen
Ginnifer Goodwin
Johnny Weir
Mushy Barton
Vanessa Hudgens (WEAR SOME NORMAL PANTS!)
Mena Suvari?
Miley Cyrus should win for the AWFUL (MY EYES!) acid washed, high wasted jeans of horror.
OH LORD! I had managed to forget those! And the VMAs dress that looked like a tacky vase!
She’s a shoe in this year.
I think Minaj is a strong contender, and Michelle Williams had her bad moments, too.
Kelly Osbourne, if not just for the fiasco that is her hair.
Oh and Leighton Meester, her Met Ball look still gives me nightmares: http://gofugyourself.com/met-ball-fug-carpet-leighton-meester-05-2011 THOSE SHOES!
Can people get on the list for a singular but outstanding case of fuggery?
Jackson Rathbone should get on there just for wearing this horrible red velvet suit to the “Breaking Dawn” premiere.
Erin Wasson for wearing a ripped stocking at the Golden Globes.
Mena Suvari for turning up dressed like a snowball at the Oscars.
the Beibs for another “man” fug
Adriene “cheetah girl” Bailon for the crotch napkin balloon/bare ass pantyhose skirt. Advance to the finals!
That isn’t eligible until next year!
The cast of Glee
Katherine HEigle
Vanessa Hudgens
LiLo
SWINTON (only because… what would FM be without her? Because truly she was awesome this year, in my opinion)
Fergie
Renee Zelweger (sp) (workout clothes are for working out)
Alicia Keys
Christina Aguilera
CEE-LO GREEN, dear god.
Ginnifer Goodwin
rooney Mara
Emma Stone
Jennifer lopez
Jessica Chastain
Miley Cyrus
Seconded!
Is it possible to nominate fictitious people? Because Lemon Breeland has caused my brain to hurt, my eyes to tear and my Hart (err, heart) to become shockingly brittle.
I am in full agreement with this suggestion! Lemon FOR THE WIN!
Lemon, and Fugsica White (who I believe is also ficticious.)
MILEY. As a PSA against high waisted jeans, see-through skirts and basically all the “80′s esque hipster” junk she’s stowed away in her closet.
I agree on Hudgens and would add Busy Philips (I love her so this hurts me), Katerina Graham, Shoeless Tom Jane, and La Lohan.
I think Kristen Wiig’s put together an impressive body of fug during her very busy year. Do American Idol shows count towards a Fug Year? I’ve got to think that JLo has a lot of participation in what she’s wearing, right? That’s a long way of saying, JLo!
I second Wiig. About the third painfully neutral ensemble, I concluded she was afraid to even try looking her best.
Also seconding Busy Phillips.
You know, I think I’ve gotta go with J. Lo. Her special brand of age-inappropriate blingitude deserves recognition.
And Rihanna.
And ANYONE who helped “foster” the cult of leg curtains. NO, NO, NO people.
I half agree, half disagree with the inclusion of Jenny desde el calle. On one hand, you’re right.
On the other hand, it’s Jennifer m-f’in’ Lopez.
At the very least, she should narrate a couple of games.
Ri-ri is a total no-go for me. She’s just stopped being fun for me, especially after hooking up again with Breezy. She is fug, but I seriously want to call a fug moratorium on her.
That’s “Jenny del bloque”!
Kristen Wiig
Beyonce
Brad Pitt, for finally putting my adolescent obsession to rest. He’s lost the hot and embraced the Fug.
Are we allowed to nominated Nylon Magazine?
Paz de la Huerta
Vanessa Hudgens
LiLo
Miley Cyrus
Rooneys
Paz! Yikes and yes.
I was WONDERING when someone was going to say Paz! Shes the ultimate Fug in my opinion.
Vanessa Hud
Lisbeth Rooney
LEMON BREELAND!
Guys, we must not forget the brief period that Tyra Banks spent pugging Modelland. Remember the Unibrow Catsuit: http://gofugyourself.com/teen-choice-awards-fug-carpet-tyra-banks-08-2011 and the banker outfit: http://gofugyourself.com/americas-next-top-fugel-05-2011
I agree! And ANYONE in any type of jumpsuit or catsuit!
Miley Cyrus
Vanessa Hudgens
The girl from 90210 – can’t remember her name
Christina Hendricks
Ginnifer Goodwin
Rashida Jones
Serena Van Der Woodsen
Solange
The Peldons – please find them – I BEG you. Perhaps they have some fug candids on their FB pages?
Just for grins, I looked up Courtney Peldon on IMDB and one of her last gigs (2011) is the role of Miriam Ben Hur in “Jesus Sex Scandal” … otherwise, gal’s resume lookin’ pretty thin … one can only imagine what she wore to the premiere of “Jesus Sex Scandal” …
Vanessa Hudgens (my favorite kind of fug: great girl, bonkers wardrobe)
Ginnifer Goodwin
SJP (remember her I Don’t Know How She Does It press tour?)
Kristin Wiig
Rooney Mara (although her fug is utterly joyless)
I also hereby submit that the trophy for this year’s Fug Madness title should be Iman in her gold jumpsuit from last year’s Met Ball.
Ok : Rihanna, Michelle Williams, Beyonce (she is taking over her sister’s former fugness), Miley Cyrus, Christina Hendricks, Vanessa Hudgens, Anna Faris, Katy Perry (not on stage), Madonna (although I liked one of her dresses)… and Kate Middleton – JUST KIDDING, don’t kill me!
Looks like everyone else save one has been lucky enough to bleach Erin Wasson from their brains. I nominate her, and I think her Globes (I think) outfit will win the whole thing on it’s own.
YES! I came on here to bring up the unforgettable use of an entire role of double-sided tape. Elegance defined her in that outfit.
For some reason my comment went to moderation, anyway, Tyra Banks’ Modelland Markeing period in August was pretty horrendous, the banker outfits and the monobrowed catsuit have scarred me for life.
I know last year we nominated “Various Kardashians,” but can Kim get her own nomination?! She out-fugged ‘em all.
Yes, please! Khloe is cute & dresses well compared to the other two Ks!
Lauren Pope from TOWIE
Kat Graham
Kate Bosworth
Vanessa Hudgens
Katy Perry
Madonna- for the gloves with EVERYTHING
I think this is Vanessa Hudgens year, but I have to add:
Miley Cyrus
Kristen Wigg
Katherina Graham
Busy Phillips
Brad Pitt’s beard
Christina Aguilera
Fergie
The Olsen Twins
Lea Michellea
Fugssica White
Chloe Sevigny
Heidi Klum
The Widow Longoria
Serena Williams
Rihanna
Solange
Kelly Osbourne’s hair, etc…
Chastain. Gorgeous bookends do not a Fug Madness exemption make.
Maria Sherapova towering over that frothy lacy Vera Wang thing at whatever Oscar Party it was that she attended. Terrible on so many levels.
May we have “various members of Royal Families” that would feature Beatrice and Eugenie and cousin Sad Charlotte … also, even though her body of work for the whole year may not be as full as some, let’s not forget Roseanne Arquette in the creepy Lizard Dress
Yes… Rosanna Arquette!!!
YES. Bea & Eu. It wasn’t just the wedding … they’re really serial fugfenders. Middle seeds. 5-6.
Yes to Royals! We can’t let all the royal weddings of the past year go to waste!
Rashida Jones, Katherine Heigel and Ginnifer Goodwin are shoe-ins…
YES to Christina Hendricks. If she “wins,” we should all be allowed to help her get ready for her next big appearance.
As much as it kills me to say this, I agree with putting Ginnifer Goodwin on the list. She’s had a rough year with clothes.
Rashida Jones got on the list for that last ensemble with the flowers and the jumpsuit.
I’m also okay with y’all sticking Hot Neville or Prince Hot Ginge randomly as a palette cleanser.
Also: January Jones and Diana Agron (because both are genetically superior and SHOULD KNOW BETTER)
Mmmm, Hot Neville.
Also fully agreed about January Jones. Also needing to be addressed: her bitchface.
I second the Bitchfaceness.
And Elizabeth Moss. Lord.
Jessica Simpson deserves a lifetime achievement award, but this year has been spectacularly bad. Every time I see a picture of her, I think – does she have, like, an anti-stylist? Someone who says, “yessss!! that makes you look soooooo much fatter than you really are.” Someone whose goal in life was to take a pretty girl and make her the butt of fat jokes.
Can’t wait! I love Fug Madness so much! It inspired me to do a Hottie Madness on my site this year, rounding up all the eye candy we’ve featured
Can’t wait to vote!
I was hoping you’d cover Andrea Riseborough’s attendance to the recent Marni party – this outfit alone should secure her a nod, plus a couple of dodgy Marchesa frocks, eh!
http://www.redcarpet-fashionawards.com/2012/02/20/andrea-riseborough-in-marni-for-hm-marni-at-hm-collection-launch-party/
Kim Richards, I cannot forget her shiny-tapestry Lavallière blouse!
NOT LINDSAY. Reminder: untreated mental illness is not fug, it’s sad. Apply the Britney Rule.
Well, we all know about her previous addictions (at least she says she’s clean now), but what makes you think she has an untreated mental condition? Are you an expert? Do you know her?
Erin Wasson, who attired herself as the slimey gunk that Brad Pitt uses to slick back his gigolo hair.
I love Fug Madness! I am proud to say I correctly predicted Momsen would be the Dark Horse winner last year…
This year I’m not so sure…I want to nominate the crotch ruffle of doom from the Cheetah Girls – I can’t even remember her name. But that crotch ruffle should not exist. ANYWHERE.
There are so many to choose from I just can’t decide, I wish you would open it up to politicians wifes because I’d nominate MO but since I have to pick I’d say the most annoying ones are:
Kelly Osborne (grey hair? uhhh..no)
Joan River (and her hellspawn)
the Glee Kids (I’d love to give them some brownies laced with laxatives and then watch them perform)
Mob Wifes (all of them)
the Real Housewives (all of them)
HGTV Design Star winner Meg Caswell
I’m sure I’ll think of more later
I think TV hosts do not apply!
Perhaps in a humanitarian effort, we should just award the trophy to the Hostage Bride, let her come over here to accept it, and one of us will take her off into hiding away from the evil Prince of Monaco.
Ooh, I forgot about Florence Welch until you just fugged her, but she needs to be on this list!
An emphatic vote for Jessica White.
Also: Yeezy. KW By Kanye West is surely the most offensive clothing line since at least the Opening Ceremony debacle that Chloe Sevigny did a few years back.
Bonus if he faces off against Amber Rose. Or is it Amber Khalifa now? Or is it Amber Rose-Khalifa? (My only regret is that Mr. West did not opt to put a ring on it, so I can’t hyphenate it as Amber Rose-West-Khalifa.)
Jessica Biel
Also, I know, I know, Adrienne Bailon wore Dust Ruffle, Interrupted after the Oscars, but…can she sneak in for both this year and next?
Ginnifer Goodwin
Katy Perry
Shailene Woodley
Florence Welch
Blakey Lively
Leighton Meester
Lea Michele
Rihanna
Kristin Wi. . .zzzz. . . . oops, sorry, I feel asleep from the blandness. . .ig
Miley Cyrus
Jonah Hill’s haircut.
And anyone who wore Marchesa.
Steven Tyler (aka “Dude Looks Like a Granny”, aka “Ann Taylor”)
Alexa Chung
Katie Holmes
Meryl Streep
Olivia Wilde
Emma Roberts
Sandra Bullock
Can Marchesa be included for various crimes including aiding an abeting fugness?
If not…
Ginnifer Goodwin
Blake Lively
Stella McCartney
V Hug
Jessica Biel – long sleeve lace nightmare
LiLo
Katie Holmes – Michelle Williams – Busy Phillips – pretty much the cast of Dawson minus Pacey
K$sha
Snooki
Ohhhh and that ’16 year old’ Courtney Stodden! Does she count? Can she count? Was that mean?
YES. That girl looks old enough to be my mother… and my mother just turned 50… and my mother looks better at 50 than Courtney Stodden.
So happy someone brought her up! Absolutely Courtney Stodden.
SNOOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Ginnifer Goodwin
Jennifer Lopez
Florence Welch (although she is nothing if not consistent)
Stella McCartney deserves a special guernsey for inflicting fugly clothes on all sorts of comers. I loathed that “illusion” dress Kate Winslet wore on the red carpet at Venice so much … when bad clothes happen to good people.
And yes, one-off blights like Erin Wasson need to be acknowledged : that was my supreme fug moment of the last 12 months. Can there be a special eyesore award?
Oh wait, Snooki might not count either. I think Katy Perry should make the cut. Actually, I bow to the the wisdom of the Fug Girls.
Jessica White
China Chow
Katherine Heigl, simply for consistently adding 3 decades to her age with her curious clothing selections. And her hair.
Sarah Jessica Parker has had a lot of doolally moments on the red carpet : I know that was Carrie Bradshaw’s shtick, but she needs to move on from that character.
It’s always fun to fug Katherine Heigl : she consistently gets things wrong and skews too matronly just because of dodgy styling. For worst barnet, she can contest with Elisabeth Moss.
I love Fug Madness too.
I’ll agree with the others who wish to include Christina Hendricks and Ginnifer Goodwin because they appear to have no clue what to wear or how to wear it.
It matters not what Mena Suvari may or may not have worn throughout the year. She needs to be included just for looking like a tarred-and-feathered croquembouche at the Oscars.
OK, so I know she won’t likely make it far, but because I really like her (somewhat inexplicably so) and because I like to imagine celebs getting a kick out of being in Fug Madness (and she looks like she could use a smile), I nominate: Keira Knightley. I know she isn’t a serial offender like others featured on this site, but those two lace-themed dresses she wore to the premiere of the movie she co-starred in with Aragorn were really, really atrocious. Especially this one.
http://gofugyourself.com/fug-or-fab-keira-knightley-2-09-2011
You can do better, K-Kni. For reals.
Vanessa Hudgens
Rihanna
That dude with the bare feet (I first typed “bear”)
Kristen Wiig
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Cameron Diaz
Christina Aguilera
I wouldn’t put it past Thomas Jane to go out in public with bear feet. I second your nomination!
My list disappeared.
I’ll try again.
Phoebe Price for continuing. How she still exists and soldiers-on to her daily Robertson stroll is beyond me, but I love her.
LeAnn Rimes
Definitely Courtney Stodden!
Lilo – especially now, with her face full of fillers and gnarly bleached out doll hair
SWINTON
Everyone who ever lived at the Jersey Shore
Kesha
Rihanna
Katherine Heigl, because Mooorty where’s my Jean Nate?? Getcha feet orf the coffee table!
Janice Dickinson because she scares me
Rumer Willis
Tila Tequila
Jessica Simpson because of her own clothes and the clothes she attempts to foist upon others
Christina Aguilera – God, change out of those squelchy leggings!
Bai Ling
Nicole Kidman’s face
I know she’s not really famous, but Courtney Stodden SO MUCH.
OMG yes! Seconded.
Squee! Fug Madness is my favourite time of year. Can’t wait. Excellent suggestions above. I also think Marchesa should be held accountable for crimes against fashion.
I can’t forgive Rosanna Arquette’s globular alien menses stain. But is one blindingly spectacular fug worth a consistent (lack of) effort for twelve months? It’s a conundrum.
This has been a really good year for bad taste, I am almost fearful of Fug Madness this year, because there has just been so much FUG, how will we choose? It’s almost like we need another bracket – in addition to Cher, Madonna, Bjork and Charo, maybe it’s time for the Gaga bracket?
1. I had forgotten that photo of Momsen existed. Blissful ignorance indeed.
2. I’m SO excited for Fug Madness.
3. Lemon Breeland! And Christina Henricks for crimes against boobs.
Ack! Please, please, please put Meryl Streep in there. Yes, she’s spectacular in so many ways – but I’m just about over the whole I-show-up-at-awards-shows-looking-like-I-just-robbed-some-old-lady’s-attic aesthetic…
La Jolie! So weirdly boring despite being so boringly weird!
Wow, is it that time of year again?
After looking at last year’s startlingly dated momsen pic, I wonder…
Just how much has the fashion world revolved since then? We’ll see.
There should be special awards like the “Marchesa award” (for those who go overboard with always the same thing), the “stella McCartney award” (for those who have no clue about the body and tayloring – Chastain??), the “Valium award” (for those who are just really really boring), etc… O boy, this could go on and on…
Florence (and the Machine), Vanessa Hudgens, Lea Michelle, Nikki Minaj, Katy Perry, AShley Greene
I definitely agree with the mentions of the following:
January Jones
Stella McCartney (both for what she wears and what she inflicts on others)
Shailene Woodley
Kristin Wiig
Kim Kardashian
Plus:
The Williams sisters
Heidi Klum
Elle Mcphearson
Florence and the machine
Kanye West
That is all.
Christina Hendricks, bless her, she needs tough love.
I am so happy Fug Madness is almost here! I was *literally* just wondering when it would get here, because I love it so.
xo fug girls!
I definitely agree with Katherine Heigl. She looked okay as Stephanie Plum, so I know she can be prettier than for the world premiere tour of One for The Money. Also:
The Kardashians for their awful Sears line promotion.
Sarah Jessica Parker for setting a bad example for aging gracefully.
Lenny Kravitz. Dude looks like a lady.
Lemon on Hart of Dixie. Bad stereotype.
Kelly Osbourne and Guiliana Rancic’s Hair. Their Fashion Police, they should own mirrors.
Cee Lo Green for trying to be the new Dr. Evil.
Anna Wintour for being so sour in every picture.
Lilo
Nicki Minaj
Kelly Osbourne
Beyonce
Madonna
Demi Lovato
Christina Hendricks
Salma Hayek
Chritina Aguilera
I want to say Lohan, but it hasn’t been her clothes that have pushed me over the edge this year but THAT FACE.
…So I’ll go with G Goodwin and Jessica Chastain.
Everyone loves her, but Kaley Cuoco seriously does not know how to dress herself.
I can’t believe I had to scroll through most of the comments before I saw a STELLLLLAAAA mention.
How about a separate Stella mini bracket of the fuggiest Stella fug? I’m not sure that sentence sense. So, just go with your gut. I’m sure we are on the same page.
I forgot my other pet peeve, besides STELLLAAA. Satin. We could do a mini bracket of wrinkly, polyestery, droopy satin dresses.
I never knew she existed until you showed her to me. But now that I’ve seen her, I say that Cassie needs to be part of the competition.
J-Lo (tacky, showy, age-inappropriate and too much fur, especially during the daytime, she might get a terrible shock if it turns out the whole karmic birth-rebirth cycle is true after all)
Katherine Heigl
Anyone from “90210″
Chelsea Handler
Heidi Klum (excluding gorilla costumes etc)
Kelly Osborne – that grey and purple hair recently has been just beyond awful, she’s worn awful clothes with bad makeup that we all wish the Fashion Police would comment on, and worst of all she is on a show with other really badly dressed people passing judgement on everyone else’s clothes (and she really, really needs to open a thesaurus)
FUG Madness is my favorite bracket game of the YEAR!!
Heidi Klum, Christina Hendricks, Gwyneth, Kanye, Steven Tyler, Nicki Minaj, Lilo, Kelly Osborne, Brad Pitt, Kristen Wiig, Florence Welch, SJP. And god, yes, I love fug madness!
Oh, and Jessica White, Ginnifer Goodwin, Busy Phillips, and Katy Perry.
Miley Cyrus and Stacy Keibler for making everything they wear look budget!
Let’s get some guys in this:
Tom Brady (for his hair)
Kayne West
Alan Cummings ( I love him, but he’s a bit whacked out fashion-wise)
What other men hurt my eyes?
So many fuggers to choose from.
Kelli Osbourne
Heidi Klum
Nicki Minaj
Katy Perry
All the Real Housewives (please!)
Wait, let’s just say all reality show women … actually, they need their own game, I think. (Except Bravo’s Tabitha – she’ll kick our collectives arses.)
Steven Tyler for everything he wore on American Idol.
Also, agreed on Christina Hendricks for epic failure to boob-wrangle.
FUG MADNESS, FUG MADNESS, FUG MADNESS!!!!
I’m legit excited y’all!
Remember this?
Yes…and back to the Valium drip.
So I think we should have some mini-brackets this year:
- the ‘underpants are not outerwear’ bracket. Self-explanatory really.
- the ‘celebrity fashion collection’ bracket, in which we can judge not only the celebrities in the cheap-ass clothes they inflict upon us, but the clothes themselves. Mostly so I can cackle in glee at those hideous Kardashian people.
- the ‘mutton dressed as lamb’ bracket, in which we judge outfits based both on age appropriateness and random attempts to hide signs of aging (I’m looking at you and those gloves, SJP)
- and finally the ‘I am wearing mom jeans’ bracket, because denim has done the world a disservice this year.
Jessica White
Busy Phillips
Leighton Meester (although, sigh, I do love meees blaire)
Lea Pose Too Hard Michelle
Erin Wasson’s clavical
Ginnifer Goodwin. Though mostly because of the awful hair and the moody fashion ‘come hither’ face she makes at every photo op, rather than her actual clothes.
Erin Wasson for the rag dress.
stella mccartney, ginnifer goodwin, erin wasson, BOOBS LEGSLY… oh so many
okay, this might seem weird but i could use some help: i started reading this blog a couple months ago and did not quite get the concept of fug madness.
someone help me out please???
I would say that Leighton Meester should be a contender, but every time I look at her, I get depressed about this season’s Gossip Girl plot. I just want to forget. *sobs*
RIHANNA