“No, wait, you guys! This one wasn’t on purpose, I just accidentally walked into my hotel curtains as my handlers were coming to get me for this thing. Please, enthusiastic fan, can you just take this off my head for me? I CAN’T SEE. I’M CLUTCHING YOU OR ELSE I’LL FALL OVER. Can someone help? I AM ACCIDENTALLY WEARING A CURTAIN. IS THIS WHAT THEY MEANT ABOUT CRYING WOLF?”
