“Hola, lovers. Do you see my baby? Ay, no, not that one; the child. She is my sun; she is la luna; she is el mundo. And she is also proof that I would be a very loving stepmother to those Obamalettes. Which, since he STOOD ME UP at the fundraiser the other night because he is watching Election or whatever, is apparently something I need to tell him some other way.”
[Photos: Splash, Fame/Flynet]
