In case you ever wanted proof that the only people able to pull off an outfit inspired by the graphic design of the Baby-Sitters’ Club books are people who a) weren’t yet born when those books were popular, and b) are currently about the age of Kristy, Claudia, Mary Ann, and Stacey — which, in retrospect, means the club was peopled primarily by kids I think might be too young to babysit my own kids (who happen to be non-existent. Details):

VOILA.