Fugs of Waverly Place


Oh Selena.

I hope your next album is called Violet Beauregard’s Girdle, or else I just can’t.

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  1. Fawn

    You are not Rhianna. Put it away.

  2. vandalfan

    If the sheer leg curtains came together at her waist, at the bottom of the decollete, it might have worked. But the lower abdomen, being the single most unattractive part of the female figure as voted on by millions over the centuries: why put it on the main stage?

    The color is pretty. Her hair looks nice.

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  4. Breenah

    Is it wrong that I don’t hate it?

    • Lion

      I don’t hate it either! I’m saying – why not? Especially if you are that young and have that great thighs.

    • AinsleyJay

      Ditto :) Think it’s cute and shit she’s on stage there are worse things she could be wearing.

  5. Christine

    In this picture the “skirt” almost looks like harem pants that have been cut open, which is too hideous to even contemplate. The colour is very pretty though.

  6. LoriK

    If this was a dress instead of sparkly granny panties under I Dream of Jeannie-wannbe leg curtains I’m pretty sure I would have liked it. As is, this is a big old N.O.

  7. Christian

    Can this whole girdle/pantsless thing just STOP. It looks good on absolutely no one.

  8. amys

    The color is pretty on her. I can’t hate on stage costumes since they’re supposed to be over-the-top. At least Selena has the lower abdomen to wear the heck out of a sparkley girdle.

  9. Stefanie

    I wish the sparkly bit was a skirt but I actually like it.

  10. Kendra

    Sue me, but I can totally get on board with this.

  11. Carol

    With violet elbow-length gloves and a chignon, we can channel Vera Ellen doing a night club dance number in a 1950s movie.

  12. Willow

    her crotch looks like a tropical fish. Not a good look.

    However, had the dress had a full skirt in that blue flowy fabric, it would have been fairly pretty, if a bit costumey.

  13. Chasmosaur

    Compared to what some other young female stars are wearing, at least you’re not worried about a wardrobe malfunction with this. She’s well secured into the top and I’m not wondering who does her Brazilians since the “granny panties” are generously cut.

    Also it should be noted – this was a show in Puerto Rico and is part of a Latin American tour. I would think the costumes might be a little different than what she would wear on a North American tour.

    Besides – sometimes I think it’s unfair to ding concert clothing. This is part performance art. It’s not like she showed up on the red carpet with this. When I saw the title of this post in my RSS feed (without thumbnail), I thought for sure this was going to be the topic of conversation:

    http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/137446405.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF87892155F29F61288AC1CA7649E772D4189E8918CDD9FE41F9679340F358031AC880C7

    • vandalfan

      You touch on an important conundrum- Performance wear, stage costumes, they should be measured to a different standard; graded on a curve, as it were. Stagewear gets considerable leeway, I think. Besides, the star probably has less say-so on performance costumes than the red carpet outfits, possibly?

      This becomes significant to me in the upcoming Fug Madness, for which my breath is bated.

      • Chasmosaur

        Yeah. I mean, someone like GaGa or Katy Perry – for whom their entire public personas appear to be part of a performance – are one thing. But for someone like Selena Gomez – who still seems to shaping her taste in red carpet looks – it’s different. Or even JLo – her red carpet or Idol stuff about 8 times out of 10 has a different flavor than her usually gynecologically short and/or tight, sparkly and/or fringy performance togs. Her red carpet looks are dramatic, but obviously chosen for their impact on the carpet.

        These are actual costumes – designed for a certain brand and to make her visible from the back of the theater. It would be like criticizing the Chicago costumes for their skimpiness, when the actresses that wear them would most likely wear something completely different for the Tony’s red carpet.

  14. Samantha

    Not a big fan of the mullett dress, but she doesn’t look bad in it at least.

  15. Tracy

    I love it as a stage piece and she’s rocking it. Especially love the blue extensions in her hair. And now i have “love you like a love song” running through my head. On re-peatpeatpeatpeatpeat.

    • steph527

      Now I’m singing it!! I think she looks cute & better than a miniskirt.

  16. Sajorina

    The color is pretty and I enjoy the sparkle, but either lose the shorts and do a full skirt or lose the harem pants and do the shorts! As it is, it’s FUG from the waist down! And, Xtina already did Genie In A Bottle eons ago!

  17. EAG46

    She’s wearing this ON STAGE SINGING, not to the supermarket, so to me this is a Fab. Now if she WAS wearing it to her local Stop & Shop to buy groceries….

  18. Marvelous A

    Circus vibe. That said, her Love Song love song is the only thing I have to look forward to on the commute right now. Please help. IT MAKES ME BOB MY HEAD IN TIME. I wouldn’t mind enjoying it if I didn’t have to think of slimy little Bieber hands.

  19. Anne B

    I’m getting an Esther Williams vibe from this.

    $20 says that skirt thing comes off, seconds before she dives into the pool for some very impressive acrobatics.

  20. valeria

    Sadly, Ms. Gomez is too young to remember the bicycle shorts / overskirt / boobs-busting-out-allover ensemble that Demi Moore sported at the 1989 Oscars.

  21. Logan

    More like “Violet Beauregard’s chastity belt”….

  22. fernichiwa

    *leaving the computer to quietly vomit up my breakfast*

  23. Kimberli

    I have a strong affection for Selena Gomez. I watched a bunch of episodes on the Disney Channel with my niece (who is 8) while I was home for Christmas. I think Selena is a genuinely talented and beautiful young lady.

    However, this outfit would not flatter anyone, even a nubile, freaking gorgeous 18-year old. No, Selena. Just no, baby girl.

  24. Mahastee

    Stage costumes (usually) get a pass from me.

    She looks good, the color is amazing, no chance of slip-ups. I refuse to get up in arms over something so innocuous.

  25. TonyG

    I thought of both Wonder Woman and I Dream of Jeannie when I saw this. Is that so bad? I love them both. Thanks, Selena!

  26. Jules

    Neither for me.
    How about Evil-Lyn?