Fug File: WTF

Fuglor Momfug


For a while, when they were coming up, I would confuse Bridge to Terabithia‘s AnnaSophia Robb and Taylor Momsen. They look very, very similar to me. And so my theory on Josh Schwartz’s new Carrie Diaries pilot, in which Robb takes on the Carrie Bradshaw role, is that perhaps the part would’ve been Taylor Momsen’s to lose if she hadn’t, you know, gone all Taylor Momsen on us.

Although let’s be frank: This is actually better than everything she wore during her Fug Madness 2011 run.

Oh, Rapunzel. Go back to your tower. Am I the only one who’d LOVE to see her with a choppy bob, or  maybe a pixie?

But hey, the rest of her is not pervy or naked, at least, and somebody finally suggested to her that if she’s hell-bent (pun intended, thanks to her shirt) on using coal like it’s kohl, a lighter lip will suffice. However, we need to talk about the latest thing I’m afraid of with her. Specifically, that she will — like so many young, pretty, and heavily made-up starlets before her, start dating this fellow event attendee:

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Fugna Chow


We first highlighted this outfit during Fashion Week, when it came down the runway at Jeremy Scott, and now China Chow has taken it into the (slightly) real world.

… Yep, still pretty much an exercise in psychedelic scalping, for the murder-phobes who’d rather just simulate the experience in the wig section at Aah’s. I suppose I should be applauding those people for merely faking their homicides. But I bet this is giving a pack of clowns some really gnarly nightmares. Hang on, maybe I should be grateful for that, too.

[Photo: Getty]

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Oscar Fug Carpet: Ginnifer Goodwin


Once upon a time, there was a really, really cute girl who made it her mission to melt my brain.

Apron shirt marble window slip silly string mustache smoke. The end.

but there’s a postscript

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Party In The Fug.S.A.


Let’s lead with the good news: Miley got a haircut/got her extensions of doom taken out, and she looks great.

Right? It’s so healthy and sassy like that. And it makes sense: She’s about to hit up a lot of Hunger Games premieres alongside Liam “Last Song” Hemsworth, so she might as well try and get in the conversation, you know? Even if that conversation turns out to be, “Man, they could’ve just CGI’d him into this sucker from that Miley Cyrus movie and it would’ve been the same.” Although he really IS cute, so I am actually hoping he blows it out of the water as Gale. No, wait… get ready for it… I hope he is a Gale force. SNAP.

But the thing is, there’s a reason I cut this photo off at the head, and it’ s because what’s on the jump will make you do that half-inhale, half-squeal where you grab your face and then look around to see if any of your coworkers saw you going all Edvard Munch:

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Fugshanti


WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT ASHANTI. CAPS LOCK NECESSARY.

I have sat here waving my hands around for the last five minutes trying to understand which obscure fertility deity she thinks she is. To be fair, Ashanti is at some random fashion show and is thus garbed in one of the label’s designs, but ALSO to be fair, Michelle Williams and Petra Nemcova were also present and they didn’t feel the need to wear a  glorified vaginal sheath:

i am still in shock

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Grammy Awards Fug Carpet: Sasha


Are they doing Terminator as a documentary now?

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