Evidently, Calzedonia is an Italian lingerie company, so this event was their equivalent of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. But everyone seems to have been mightily confused about the dress code. Ke$ha wore some sideboob, as we saw in the previous post (whoops — due to a technical thing I switched the order of the posts, so it’s actually the next post…), and Sarah Jessica Parker wore this:

Which is… you know, totally fine and dandy and all, and not the least bit noteworthy. In fact, I’m only including it here so that we can enjoy the way it contrasts with what Leigh Lezark — the erstwhile DJ who is a classic example of someone who is Fashion Famous, because she shows up in New York and abroad at the shows and occasionally does some modeling but whose all-access-passes to the world are generally baffling — chose to wear. It is amazing that these two are in the same place:
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