Coincidentally, I happen to be blogging in this EXACT SAME OUTFIT today. Awkward.
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This quote comes to mind: “With some intensive work, she’ll be ready for the world’s finest trailer park.”
It’s insane how much I love that movie. Insane.
Maybe I’m late in getting this, but is that garter tattooed on her right thigh?
This was my question exactly.
Along with, “Why?!”
I just shouted the same thing at my computer.
Sadly, I’ve seen her garter tattoo before. Shocker.
I feel like that particular tattoo could only be ‘classy’ (and I use the term loosely) would be on a burlesque show entertainer. Which she most certainly is not.
Why yes, yes it is.
What the hell is going on here?
I second this. What? With the curlers and the garter tattoo (please let that be fake) and the underpants and the thigh-highs? Where is she? What is the actual point of this?
That tattoo is the worst thing I’ve ever seen.
It’s more creative than a tramp stamp, while still letting everyone know what you’re about.
Dani– That is genius. I want it on a t-shirt AND a totebag.
I believe she has a tramp stamp as well.
Ummm, I like the socks?
I think the tat is real, unfortunately.
Unlike the rest of her!
Zing!
I need a “like” button here LOL
I think it’s really brave of her to let the public see her in such a natural, unstyled way–just in hair curlers and PJs. One day all women will feel so free to let the world see us as we’re waking up.
If this is how you look when you waking up, then you are a total prostitute.
Baaaaaaahahahahaha
I mean, just what the F.
And she’s worth US$66.76 million. *sigh*
what does she DO?
she is a walking Candies’ ad. That’s not a compliment. also, why, when you have such enormous fake bazongas which will surely never move or droop til well after the apocolypse, must you use a push-up bra?
I had to read the comments to see if everyone else was as concerned as I am about what is potentially a real tattoo of a friggen’ garter on her thigh… AWKWARD…
It’s been in photos of her in the past. I’m pretty sure it’s real. But maybe she keeps redrawing it on herself with a Sharpie?
Now Bai Ling would draw a garter belt on her thigh in Sharpie. And somehow it would even look classier.
The only thing that really comes to mind is this illustrious quote from David After Denist… “Is this real life?!”
She is seriously not to be believed. She’s like a pornographic cartoon character.
Lol @ pornographic cartoon character, so true! That is how she presents herself, and in that respect, is in on the joke. Unlike Courtney Stodden, who expects to be taken seriously.
My first thought was..Is she serious right now??
OH BY THE WAY.
http://www.celebitchy.com/230237/katie_prices_most_glamorous_photo_op_ever_hilarious_perfection/
Return to sender.
Even for Hooker Barbie, those implants are dreadful.
They look like orange Le Creuset 1 quart pot lids.
The rollers? Are they adding to the (assumed) sex appeal of this outfit?
and she’s completed marathons with those fake bozongas… no idea how….maybe the curlers make her more aerodynamic? she is a horror show…
I’m LOLing right now, picturing her running a marathon in this exact outfit, while the wind rushes through her curlers making music like some kinda funky pan-pipes as she runs along, and a neon rainbow trails behind her like she’s the British Glamour Model/Equestrienne/Esteemed Author version of Nyan Cat.
I like to imagine Jessica Fug not only wearing this outfit but also making the same face while blogging.
You know, I’d probably kill for her body…but this? Just. why. can’t. even. Brain lock by pink overload.
John Waters needs to hire this woman, like yesterday, and give her the trashy B-movie stardom she so clearly deserves.
I’m going to pretend I never saw this. It’s a better world without this scary, attention-seeking person it.
Because nothing says CLASSY like a garter tattoo…and any outfit this woman wears. She’s my fashion icon. And if you believe that, I’ve got this waterfront property in Arizona…
My eyes! My eyes!
This almost needs a NSFW warning. That’s never a good comment about your outside clothes.
Treading lightly here after yesterday’s Bella dust-up: so does this count as slutty?
Heh.
“This isn’t “slutty.” Let’s please not go there.”
great thigh muscle definition
I must concur. One should try to find the silver lining.
I do have to give Katie full points for actually tattooing on a cutie mark for her My Little Pony costume.
On the other hand, I’m pretty sure Spirit isn’t even supposed to open for four months.
I want that lingerie set. I would wear it UNDER MY CLOTHES. My god, woman, put it away.
Damn. I was hoping you included the shot from behind where she looks like she’s trying to take a stand-up dump!
Hey, what are those things on her chest supposed to be? Surely not human breasts.
I am always amazed at how much time and effort people put into looking so very very bad.
Who thinks that she looks anything other that like a crazy plastic trollop? It’s so vile that I wish I hadn’t seen it, just like the awful Gellhorn/Hem movie. Vile
oh come on do you expect us to believe that you blog in pink curlers????
Well this is what I wear to vacuum.
I am confused as to exactly who this person is – what she does – why do people like her (or if they do). Any Brits out there care to explain?
She was originally (as “Jordan”) a topless model. Now she is (under her own name) a mostly-at-least-partially-topped model who has been the subject of a string of reality TV shows covering her various marriages and divorces and she sells perfume lines / novels / equestrian accessories (yes, really) / goodness only knows what else off the back of that. The fact that she has made huge piles of cash apparently means that she is an empowering role model for young women. Or not, depending on your perspective.
I mean, America has its share of people it doesn’t seem to like, and yet just won’t seem to go away. What would you say if someone asked you why you “like” Kim Kardashian?
Sadly, along with unnaturally orange skin, going out in your curlers and full makeup is acceptable here in the UK. Well, at least in Liverpool it is. And not just going to the grocery store. Women wear curlers to clubs on Friday…I guess because they have a better night planned for Saturday?
It’s odd and off-putting, much like Katie up there.
She looks like my fellow crossdresser, but it looks hot on him.
Maybe it’s a Freddy Mercury tribute. (“I want to break free…”)
Oh my goodness!! Who IS this?
I’m trying, but I just cannot think of any justification for the existence of this photo.
As far as I’m concerned, she’s the gift that keeps on giving. I hope she stays busy.
I am TOTALLY going to copy this look for Mardi Gras next year in Sydney.
At least Jordan (aka Katie Price) can bring her own costumes. She signed up for Argentina’s very raunchy version of Strictly Come Dancing. Mark
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