RUPERT: DRACO! With facial hair! You hit puberty, mate!
TOM: I'm so sorry I didn't have the chance to tell you, but yes, I've taken to carpeting my chin. I hope you're not unhappy and that you don't regret making your shirt, now that you know the sordid truth.
RUPERT: Nah, I don't like my mates to be too pretty. I stand by my Sharpie.