Author Archives: Heather

Fug The Trouser-Based Outfits

May 24, 2013 By Heather AT 11:00 am

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They just kept popping up, so I decided to put them all together in a little slideshow ode to Please Stop Trying To Ruin Pants Because We Need Other Starlets To Wear Them.

[Photos: WENN]

Cannes: The Lightbox Purge

May 24, 2013 By Heather AT 10:00 am

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Cannes is STILL GOING ON, and it doesn’t end until Sunday, so before the big closing weekend it’s time for a quick sweep of the things that slipped through the cracks. First up: Nicole Kidman wearing the Valentino that Anne Hathaway rejected for the Oscars for reasons of ridiculousness (edit: Valentino says it’s not the same, but what’s funny is that it looks more like Seyfried’s dress to me than the actual rejected one). You can bleach your hair, Anne, but you can’t bleach your regrets (edit: I still stand by this).

[Photos: Getty]

Cannes Fugs and Fabs: The amfAR Gala

May 24, 2013 By Heather AT 9:00 am

Jessica Chastain in (Yves) Saint Laurent

23 photos in gallery

I was all het up about Cannes juror Nicole Kidman not being at this (or at that may other things), but it turns out she was, and just may not have done the red carpet. I’ve decided this is because she’s been holed up all day in a darkened room watching every Cannes movie and flossing popcorn out of her teeth.

[Photos: Bauer-Griffin, WENN, Splash]