I will never get over how her boobs and Joan Holloway’s boobs look so different, considering that…you know, Christina Hendricks is attached to both of them. I mean, HOW RESPLENDENT is she here? So gorgeous. I would sincerely take up a collection to pay Janie Bryant to dress Christina Hendricks for everything. I can understand why you might not want to look like Joan all the — wait. Scratch that. I actually do not understand why you wouldn’t want to look like Joan all the time. Look at some of these shots of her in costume: great in a boatneck! Perfect in a pleated neckline! FAB in this scoop-neck. She is just fabulous. This, on the other hand:

Okay, it’s progress. I’ll take it.

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