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Oscar Fug or Fab Carpet: Kelly Ripa


First off, I have NO IDEA why Kelly Ripa is at the Oscars:

Maybe she’s quasi-covering it for Live? Don’t get me wrong: I actually quite like Kelly. Our relationship dates back to when we were both terribly young and she was wearing a hideous crazy wig on All My Children and I had a misguided short haircut a la Demi Moore in Ghost, which was the worst possible hair for my face. So we bonded. On the astral plane.

BUT THE DRESS:

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SAG Awards Heh Carpet: Tina Fey and Jane Krakowski


Like or hate their dresses, at least they’re funny. In the long term, that’ll serve them better than having worn that good dress that one time. (Translation: love them both, leaning in the other direction on the outfits. Let’s take a look.)

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Fug and Fab the Bags and Baubles: Globes Weekend


Because it’s about damn time I give you a post entirely devoid of toenail closeups.

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Fug or Fab the Shoes: Globes Weekend


You know, if E! has a shoe-cam, can’t the red carpet do one too? A bajillion people at the Globes and these are all the close-ups of we have? Fetish FAIL.

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Golden Globes Fug or Fab Carpet: Kelly Osbourne


I wasn’t going to cover this until I saw this picture.

I know Kelly’s single now. Turn around, bright eyes, because you’ve got yourself an admirer.

Do YOU admire this?

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Actually, we can talk about her grey hair NOW because in case you were wondering how it works when it’s down:

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Golden Globes Well Played, Claire Danes


I used to be kind of neither here nor there on Claire Danes. YES, I loved My So-Called Life, and I cried when she died in Little Women, but I feel like she went through a long period where all she did was show up places looking smug — and the whole Billy Crudup-Mary Louise Parker thing was awkward for everyone at best. But it was hard not to be worn over by Temple Grandin (and Temple Grandin), and she is so HARD CORE AWESOME on Homeland that now I totally love her.  We call this the Chloe Sevigny Effect — I once said, on these very pages, when I was younger and meaner, “f$%ck your umlat, Chloe Sevigny” — and now I love her, because she was so freaking great on Big Love. I am very fickle, you guys, and extremely easily swayed by someone who is really good at her job. ANYWAY. We love you now, Claire, and we are very happy you won, AND we liked your outfit. LOVE FEST! Let’s take a look.

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