This whole thing is terrible.
And I was going to blame it on the nighness of Cannes (also, The Nighness of Cannes sounds like a really awful book), which is always replete with wacky clothes. But then I realized Eva’s entire Fug Madness candidacy this year was based on her making very questionable choices with both black and the sheers, so essentially, I guess this is just Eva Longoria following her instincts. I would expound on depressing that is, but while typing, I saw the commercial for Old Navy that features Boys II Men bastardizing “I’ll Make Love To You” to be about white jeans and I think it blew a fuse in my brain.
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Is Candy Crush what I play when I can't sleep, or is playing Candy Crush the REASON I can't sleep? -H
Fugnessa Hudgfugs
Y’all, don’t nap on the Hudge.
SOMEBODY’S feelings may have been hurt about going out of Fug Madness so early. I’m just concerned she might be thirty seconds away from dropping poultry parts into a cauldron and seasoning it with the blood of Justin Bieber.
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