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Katie Fugce

May 16, 2012 By Heather AT 11:00 am
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Oh, delusional child.

You REALLY didn’t need to spell it out for us.

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Well Coldplayed, Gwen Stefani

May 7, 2012 By Heather AT 9:00 am
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I’ve talked before about how I don’t like giving people a pass for stuff just because of who they are — even SWINTON, really. She’s awesome to behold, and all, but if she looks insane I’m not pulling the punch. Ditto Gwen Stefani. However, there are definitely times when Gwen and her ilk can pull off something few others could, and she wore one such outfit to the Coldplay concert this weekend:

I mean, I would look ridiculous in that outfit. People would be all, “Are you in costume as one of the T-Mobile girl’s bike mechanics?” And yet on Gwen it looks natural and casual and cool. Even with the clashy red lipstick. Well done, madam. I don’t love your belt, but your moxie is appreciated.

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Normally Played, Lindsay Lohan

May 3, 2012 By Jessica AT 2:00 pm
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Shh. Let’s not frighten her:

But does — I said, keep it down. I don’t want to spook her! — does Lindsay Lohan look….like, totally normal here or what? Jeans, cute shoes, a normal scarf over a normal little jacket over what looks like a potentially normal tee shirt? No one’s boob is falling out. Her hair doesn’t look like she stole it from Victoria Gotti’s Wig Emporium. She IS wearing sunglasses at night but…I mean, baby steps, you guys.  Baby steps. Is this what happens when she gets a job, because KEEP GIVING HER A JOB THEN.

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Take A Fug

May 3, 2012 By Heather AT 10:00 am
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In some ways, this pattern is not all that different than the one I loved on Leslie Mann. So it comes down to execution.

And call me crazy, but it’s just less effective when you look like you wallpapered an adult diaper.

Also, you’re not wrong — that IS a giant hole in her tights. Let’s take a look from the side:

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Fugye Fugst

May 2, 2012 By Heather AT 8:00 am
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YEEZY AND KEEZY
YEEZY AND KEEZYYEEZY AND KEEZY
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“WHAT UP, IT’S YEEZY, WITH KIM KARDASHEEZY. I CAN’T BELIEEZY THAT YOU THINK WE ARE CHEESY AND MAKE Y’ALL QUEASY. I JUST WANT TO BE FREEZY TO LOVE WHO I PLEASY, AND — DAMN, DID IT JUST GET BREEZY? AW, HELLSHIT, I ALMOST FLASHED MY WEEZY. JEEZY-CREEZY. TODAY IS MEAN.”

[Photos, which, to the best of my knowledge, are not faked: Splash]

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Apr 26, 2012 By Jessica AT 1:00 pm

All hail our once and future queen:

The sign of a true sartoralist artist is coordinating the paper-bag-gathered waistline of your hippie skirt with an actual paper bag IN YOUR HAND.

Also, now she has a weapon in case she decides she needs to defend the honor of the hippie-chic everywhere. Please don’t crack that bottle open over my head, Vanessa. Does it improve matters if I tell you that I actually wish this outfit were worse? No? Fine. See you tomorrow.

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