19Oh, Chloe. I am so glad you’re back on TV — thank you, Mindy Kaling! — and therefore out and about and looking like a disheveled modern dance instructor:
Her interpretive dance about the existential angst experienced when you begin to wonder whether or not your city is ACTUALLY sorting the recycling from the trash is a sight to behold. Will no one think of the newsprint?!?
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33The good news: Bonnie Tyler is BACK, and she’s representing Great Britain in this year’s Eurovision Song Contest.
The bad news is, early hints suggest her song is called “Shake Your Polterwang.”
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18La Saldana can really wear the hell out of a pair of pants:
But I didn’t really need to know how well she carries off her Maidenform.
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17I’m confused:
a) I can’t remember how we feel about her right now, Fug Nation. Do we love how spunky she is, or are we mad at her for reasons I don’t totally remember but I am concerned involve Selena Gomez?
b) Did she fall prey to the machinations of an evil saleswoman at Chico’s, thus leading to this shirt? This is a kicky shirt your mom wears over a cami with wide-legged pants and great chunky jewelry and she looks great in it. So give yourself….thirty-five years, Demi.
c) Her face DOES look good, no? If the shirt if the work of a Chico’s Handmaiden who pledged her service to the Dark Lord, the makeup is fighting for good.
d) Finally, and most importantly, I do hope her hair is a salute to soft-serve. Too few coiffures reference dessert. And where would we be without it?
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@emilyhughes I hated it SO MUCH I CAN'T EVEN DISCUSS IT WITHOUT CAPS -H
Unfug or Fab: Miley Cyrus
Miley’s head and shoulders look great — seriously, if that’s what yoga on the beach does, I’m IN — but I can’t decide about the jumpsuit.
Yes, it’s a jumpsuit, so my predisposition is clear. But it’s not as awful on her as many of them are — my concerns are mostly at the top and bottom, rather than the dreaded middle. It’s bunching like mad by her ankle and the top has some folds that make it look like it’s drooping. Yanked up and maybe trimmed a little, would this have worked for you? Or does it work as-is? And can we patent the term “alchemiley” to describe whatever it is she’s doing lately that’s making me lean YAY over NAY to most of what she’s doing?
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