Nicole is on the jury this year, which means we’re in for a lot of outfits from her in the next two weeks. So far, she is not in contempt of court.
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Nicole is on the jury this year, which means we’re in for a lot of outfits from her in the next two weeks. So far, she is not in contempt of court.
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I’m doing the gents first this time, so as not to keep you waiting until the end of the day. But there is no Benedict Cumberbatch, Fug Nation. Call him Beneditch Cumberbatch, y’all, ’cause he didn’t attend. Or if he did, I didn’t cumbercatch sight of it. Do we think he thanks his parents every day for not naming him Cu?
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It’s been a while, but she looks basically exactly the same:
And for that, and her polka-dots, I give her a hearty round of applause. You know what else would make me clap for joy? A Models Inc. revival. Come on — we’ve resurrected 90210, Melrose Place, even Dallas. Dynasty is too much of a sacred cow for me, but don’t we all want to know where the models went? Remember how Carrie-Anne Moss was drugged and sold into sex slavery? And how the girl who was thrown off the balcony in the pilot turned out to have a dead-ringer sister? And there was the boring pouty girl who was on Melrose and keyed the spinoff and ended the series in rehab, and the mean blonde Australian who was totally awesome, and Garcelle Beauvais, who shot her abusive ex. And so many people with Secret Pasts. And did Emma Samms’ character REALLY get shot at the big wedding? I mean, if Kickstarter is going to become a breeding ground of Hollywood projects, let’s make it count.
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She seems to be on a roll lately.
For a while she was sort of the British Chloe Sevigny, for me, in terms of wardrobe worship that completely confused me. But this is so charming. Considering that Fug Madness started in 2008 and she and Sevigny were both hot commodities for it at the time, do we think that means the average fug cycle is about five years — meaning, either that’s how long it takes to go from dreadful to dab (Sienna) or how long it takes for us to find your studied strangeness hilarious (Sev)? Should we give her some kind of degree, or certificate of achievement? I wonder if Intern George has time to pop over to FedEx Kinko’s.
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Billboard Music Awards Well Played: Taylor Swift
Would it be out of place at Sochi 2014? Not entirely.
But I’m going to give this one to Swifty. Yes, it’s crazy short and it’s calling out for a triple lutz, but it’s also a) an awesome jewel tone, and b) super sexy, the combination of which feels fresh on her. There’s a welcome self-assuredness to that much blue and that much leg, which from the Queen of Omigosh!!! feels like a nifty step forward.
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