Fug File: Well Played

Cannes Well Played, Nicole Kidman


Keith Urban has the right idea.

Just stand back and bask in the pretty. It’s potent enough for a contact high.

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Billboard Music Awards Well Played: Taylor Swift


Would it be out of place at Sochi 2014? Not entirely.

But I’m going to give this one to Swifty. Yes, it’s crazy short and it’s calling out for a triple lutz, but it’s also a) an awesome jewel tone, and b) super sexy, the combination of which feels fresh on her. There’s a welcome self-assuredness to that much blue and that much leg, which from the Queen of Omigosh!!! feels like a nifty step forward.

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Cannes Well Played: Nicole Kidman


Nicole is on the jury this year, which means we’re in for a lot of outfits from her in the next two weeks. So far, she is not in contempt of court.

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Fab The Visit: Prince Harry in America


The fully-clothed shenanigans continue apace!

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Well Played, Men of the Star Trek Premiere


I’m doing the gents first this time, so as not to keep you waiting until the end of the day. But there is no Benedict Cumberbatch, Fug Nation. Call him Beneditch Cumberbatch, y’all, ’cause he didn’t attend.  Or if he did, I didn’t cumbercatch sight of it. Do we think he thanks his parents every day for not naming him Cu?

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Well Played, Emma Samms


It’s been a while, but she looks basically exactly the same:

And for that, and her polka-dots, I give her a hearty round of applause. You know what else would make me clap for joy? A Models Inc. revival. Come on — we’ve resurrected 90210, Melrose Place, even Dallas. Dynasty is too much of a sacred cow for me, but don’t we all want to know where the models went? Remember how Carrie-Anne Moss was drugged and sold into sex slavery? And how the girl who was thrown off the balcony in the pilot turned out to have a dead-ringer sister? And there was the boring pouty girl who was on Melrose and keyed the spinoff and ended the series in rehab, and the mean blonde Australian who was totally awesome, and Garcelle Beauvais, who shot her abusive ex. And so many people with Secret Pasts. And did Emma Samms’ character REALLY get shot at the big wedding? I mean, if Kickstarter is going to become a breeding ground of Hollywood projects, let’s make it count.

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