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Who Fugged It more (Or Less): Cate Blanchett vs. Nicola Roberts

Jul 6, 2011 By Heather AT 10:00 am

Hey, remember this, from about two years ago?

She is doing “Hello, lovers” before “HOLA LOVERS” was even a glint in J.Lo’s eyes. Personally, I think it was a test. She was like, “You think I can pull off anything, eh? Well how about GRANDMA’S AFGHAN?”

Fast-forward to Monday:

we’ve come so far in two years

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Who Fugged It More (Or Less): Charlotte Casiraghi vs. Diane Kruger

Jul 5, 2011 By Heather AT 12:00 pm

About six months ago, Diane Kruger popped up in this, looking… you know, like Diane Kruger,  but inside an art-deco cake for a baby shower. And now Charlotte Casiraghi, daughter of Princess Caroline, has worn it to the wedding of her uncle, Prince Albert.

And I think it might be even WORSE. The strappier shoe helps, but my God, it somehow looks even more like she has funereal toilet paper stuck in her skirt. And the actual dress fits so weirdly that it has more wrinkles than a Centrum commercial. HOWEVER: A girl gets a lot of points for a melodramatic half-veil. If Krystle Carrington had died mid-Dynasty, Alexis would’ve worn this to her funeral. It says, “So sorry she’s dead and yet I am here, alive, with great teeth.” Except Alexis would’ve worn it in red. Obviously.

Whose incarnation is WORST?

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Who Fugged It Better? Kate Walsh v. Lisa Snowden

Jun 1, 2011 By Jessica AT 10:00 am

First off: I used to LOVE Kate Walsh. Addison was so awesome on Grey’s Anatomy. And then I sort of — well, I didn’t ever DISLIKE her, but I guess I downgraded to neutral. But that was temporary. I love her again. Part of that is because I think she’s actually a good actress. Part of it is because I think Private Practice is better than Grey’s right now. It’s not as good as Grey’s USED to be, but it’s a truly solid procedural and it’s well-acted and also Taye Diggs is there. But Walsh is also seriously kind of hilarious on Twitter and it turns out that’s an excellent way to win me back: being entertaining in 140 characters or less. So, to sum up Kate Walsh: I like her, she’s got great hair, I want her to be happy, if we were stuck together in an elevator I am pretty sure we’d end up friending each other on Facebook.

And she wore this on Extra the other day:

I dunno, girl.  You’re selling it, but didn’t we all see this in Express in 1990 and think, “I dunno, girl”?

It was also worn by someone else THE SAME DAY

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Who Fugged It More (Or Less): Gwen Stefani vs. Iman

May 17, 2011 By Heather AT 10:00 am

When I tell you Stella McCartney designed this, even if you don’t have a photographic memory for her stuff, you are going to say, “Of course she did.”

Because every time there is something sort of cracky and square with an element of transparency, Stella McCartney ends up being the one who was behind it —  just like how every time somebody shows up like they are a caterpillar trapped in a cocoon of tulle, it’s a Marchesa.

And with Stella, it goes double if the outfit in question scrolls down and ends in pants.

fuggaback girl

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Who Fugged It More (Or Less): Boobs Legsly vs Rachel Bilson

May 10, 2011 By Heather AT 12:00 pm

When I first pulled this photo for the comparison, I was sure these were shorts.

Now, I’m not so sure. What once seemed like shorts that caught up in the middle now looks awfully like a skirt. In which case, it seems to be a skirt that was designed for very fancy gynecological appointments, given that its life’s goal is apparently to showcase a woman’s jewel of the Nile. The top part is VERY Chanel — we’ve seen something like it already — but my God, Karl, are they called The Legslys? Because I can’t imagine anyone else wanting to set foot, or rather crotch, in that. I mean, if she walks, she’s a skin flick. If she sits down, she’s having sex with whatever she’s sitting on. Bad idea.

This comparison won’t hold up as well now that it’s not for sure Formal Shorts vs Formal Shorts. But let’s play anyway.

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Who Fugged It More: Drunkface vs Abigail Breslin

May 2, 2011 By Heather AT 3:00 pm

Normally, I would expect Drunkface to win anything like this in a landslide. ESPECIALLY in these pants.

WHAT. It’s like each kneecap is a window that needs its own drapes. It’s such a scrolldown that I keep scrolling back up real fast to save myself. Now, you may be thinking, “No, Heather. It can’t get worse.” But I contend that it does.

Sorry to put you through this

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