Spring Breakers is already the gift that keeps on giving.
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Venice and Toronto in quick succession, with multiple events… Never let it be said these girls aren’t earning the heck out of their promo-tour paychecks. They haven’t even GOTTEN stateside yet.
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You guys know I love her; every time someone asked, this last week, who was our dream casting for Brooke Berlin, Ashley’s name came up. HOWEVER:
This just ain’t working. I am tempted to fix it by putting a jacket of some sort on her, but I’m worried that’s just going to make her look square — it would have to be a really slim jacket, because those pants have some major (unsuccessful) volume. How would you fix this? Would it even be better if she just unrolled the pants? HELP A GIRL OUT.
Elisha Cuthbert here is always one of our favorite fug stories — she e-mailed us one time, totally charming, telling us to keep on keeping on even if it was at her expense because she got that it was all in good fun. As you wish, Elisha; but you won’t be alone. We’ve got words for a couple of the Pretty Little Liars, too, tempered with some of Zooey Deschanel doing pretty much exactly what everybody wants Zooey Deschanel to do. Cue the word “adorable” and a montage of puppies taking naps with newborn chickadees.
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Pretty Little Liars has become one of my favorite shows on TV, because my brain is predominantly fifteen years old — although it’s actually a pretty tight and suspenseful ship, too, AND it recently featured a scene in which the always excellent Ashley Benson here slapped the sunglasses of the town’s creepy blind girl. That is some good stuff.
This may not be:
I’m going to assume that is attached to the dress. Because I can cope with a world where LBDs have weird and boxy metallic necklines, but if I know there are fancy-dress dickies floating around out there, I may not sleep again.
Fugs, Fabs, and Fines of Coachella, Weekend One
Dear Coachella,
Thank you for bringing the crazy. Never leave us.
Love,
People Who Love The Crazy
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