Several points:
a) Aubrey is performing at a casino in Coconut Creek, Florida. Which, according to Wikipedia, IS the Butterfly Capital of the World, so perhaps this is not as arduous as it sounds.
b) her Fug Madness 2014 campaign begins….NOW. She may not need to do anything beyond this, honestly.
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“Honey, hang on — yes, hi, Mom?”
“Yes… yes, I know Fug Madness starts in a little over a month… yes, I know I’ve been out of the running, and… yes, Mom, of course I want to win, that’s why I put my skirt through a paper shredder and wore it to the Grove, just like we talked about. I even popped a button off my blouse. I’M ON IT. Trust.”
[Photos: WENN]
Heidi Klum’s big bash is on the actual night of Halloween, but we’ve had a couple low-level parties in the run-up to the main event, and the outfits they’ve produced are exactly as you might expect: nudity, bad wigs, and Scott Disick carrying an ax.
[Photos: WENN, Splash, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News]
I love you, Former Fug Madness Winner Aubrey O’Day:
She’s all, “hold up, you guys. I know you’re concerned. But don’t worry about me, I got this. Sure, I had to clamber over a fifteen-foot tall barbed-wire fence to get into this club. But I made it. The only casualty were these pants. Which means I am WEARING pants. PROGRESS, right?”
[Photo: Splash]
It’s nice to know that Aubrey O’Day is going balls-out for her second Fug Madness championship:
Or, you know. Cheeks out. Whatever.
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Freaky Fug Friday: Aubrey O’Day
I’m so glad that former Fug Madness Champion Aubrey O’Day has not totally faded quietly into the good night, but continues to occasionally pop up dressed like she just fell out of a wormhole from the 70s. I’m so glad that I’m going to do a giveaway!
THE TASK: Please name (by which I mean, invent creatively!) the 70s soft-rock band which Aubrey clearly believes herself to be fronting, judging from this ensemble.
THE RULES: All entries must be posted in the comments of this post by 9 p.m. Pacific time on MONDAY.
THE PRIZE: We are thrilled to be giving away five copies of Siege and Storm, the sequel to the best-selling Shadow and Bone, by Leigh Bardugo, along with Siege and Storm nailpolish! Per Amazon: “Hunted across the True Sea, haunted by the lives she took on the Fold, Alina must try to make a life with Mal in an unfamiliar land, all while keeping her identity as the Sun Summoner a secret. But she can’t outrun her past or her destiny for long.
The Darkling has emerged from the Shadow Fold with a terrifying new power and a dangerous plan that will test the very boundaries of the natural world. With the help of a notorious privateer, Alina returns to the country she abandoned, determined to fight the forces gathering against Ravka. But as her power grows, Alina slips deeper into the Darkling’s game of forbidden magic, and farther away from Mal. Somehow, she will have to choose between her country, her power, and the love she always thought would guide her–or risk losing everything to the oncoming storm.”
That sounds like a great read — I haven’t read it yet either, but I loved the first book and I can’t wait to read this one as well. This contest is open to US and Canadian residents. Get to writing!
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