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Fug the WTF: Aubrey O’Day

Oct 20, 2011 By Heather AT 1:00 pm

I have no idea what’s going on here. I just thought you should know about it.

I remember when Aubrey used to thrive on being mistaken for Paris Hilton. Now I wonder if she thinks she can trick us into letting her fill the Mean Girls Lohan void in our lives. Well, that, or Tiffany. But the thing is, compared to your prototypical Hollywood bleachy blonde look with neglected roots, I almost PREFER the deep-fried red. At least it says something, even if that something is, “You should see my dog.”

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]

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Fugbrey O’Fug

Aug 18, 2011 By Heather AT 12:00 pm

Ladies and gentlemen, she’s still got it.

And by “it,” I mean, “industrial strength boob tape.” But at least — in this case — it doesn’t refer to the dyed-to-match dog. I hope that thing is at a pet spa. For like six months.

[Photo: WENN.com]

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All About Fugbrey

Apr 8, 2011 By Jessica AT 9:00 am

God. I am so happy that Aubrey O’Day is back out and about:

Honestly, I think this is crazy and yet it is also sort of refreshingly demure and unusual for Aubrey, who has a tendency to show up places wearing, like, fur skirts and weird bustiers and objects that might be made of paper mache pinned to her prodigious bosom. This, on the other hand, is kind of like if Maggie Gyllenhaal fell and hit her head and came to in a warehouse in the Valley, where they told her she was a stylist and Aubrey O’Day was her client and she pulled herself together and went out and made something happen for Aubrey in under ten hours, even though she was sort of still seeing double and her head, like, really really REALLY really hurt.

It’s a valiant effort. Was THIS?

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Fug and Fab the Blue

Mar 30, 2011 By Heather AT 8:00 am
Aubrey O'Day
Katerina GrahamVictoria JusticeDita Von TeeseEliza Dushku
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Apparently, Perez Hilton’s birthday party theme this year was called the Blue Ball, which… cue the dad from A Christmas Story, and we’ll leave it at that. But it’s always fun to see which people take themes to crazy extremes — you’ll recall Leona Lewis wore a mask last year to this same bash; this year it’s Selena Gomez – and which just come for the booze and trot out a regular old dress (ahem, Raven Symone).

Fug Madness 2009 winner Aubrey O’Day is back in resplendent wacktacular form here, with her poofy skirt and neck sleeves and sparkly tube top that may or may not be velvet. Something about the way her necklace hangs there keeps giving me the optical illusion that her top is a bra that has shifted 90 degrees to the side, just like all the hideously uncomfortable and ineffective strapless bras I’ve ever owned. And let’s not forget the piece of skirt lining that’s sneaking up over the high waistline. It’s like Limited Too Goes To The Prom In 1996, crowned with a Chico’s throw. Oh, girl. You epitomize the idea that simply putting on clothes does not an outfit make; sometimes that just ends up with you wearing your Goodwill pile.

[Photos: FlynetOnline.com]

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Fug Madness 2011, Round One: Charo Bracket, Part II

Mar 18, 2011 By Heather AT 11:00 am

(6) MISCHA BARTON vs. (11) CHRISTINA HENDRICKS

We almost didn’t include Mischa Barton this year — in fact, we kept saying to each other, “Eh, Mischa didn’t even really go out much, did she?” And then we actually looked at her archive, and HOLY COW, not only did she go out, but she did it in everything from repeat-offender khakis to strange costumey dresses to cruel culottes, to crueler non-culottes, to these:

Mischa Barton

Luckily for Christina Hendricks, there is not a direct segue I can use from Knee Window Leggings to her fashion choices. But there is always SOME kind of tangent, and it is this:

there is always a tangent

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All About Fugbrey

Mar 7, 2011 By Heather AT 7:00 am

Oh, hello, Aubrey.

Aubrey O'Day

Congratulations on your new show that premieres tonight. I am tempted to watch. So tempted. And yet I think I might hate myself in the morning, and be a tiny bit stupider, and also maybe wake up with a face full of makeup and ribbons woven into my scalp as if they are a weave and no way to explain to my children that Mommy Just Accidentally Got TV-Drunk because they don’t understand words and will just want to floss their eight teeth with my head decor. But, look: I need to know what it is that you’re wearing. Turn around and give us a full look.

because if i’m not mistaken, your ass is smoking

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