In case you were wondering what Our Lady of Ling has been up to lately — and don’t front, I know you were:
Just lounging in the passenger’s side of her car wearing jeggings featuring a trompe l’oeil belt paired with patent pirate boots. You know, like usual. And if the reliability of Bai Ling to do just THIS — to pop up and BE the Bai Lingiest of Bai Lings at any moment, on any rando weekday night in Hollywood — doesn’t give you just the smallest measure of comfort in these otherwise rather uncertain times, then I’m afraid I simply don’t know what to do with you.
I feel so much BETTER about things when I know that Bai Ling is out and about, posing for photos in front of the valet stand at random Hollywood clubs, wearing long-ass crimped extensions and jeans cut so low that I begin to wonder if I tripped and fell into 2007:
[Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]
It’s like, that’s as it should be. Bai Ling is posing “seductively” in front of the valet stand, the person standing behind Bai Ling at the valet stand is thinking, “Am I seriously in this random paparazzi photo? I just want to get my car and go home. It’s a Tuesday night and my feet hurt in these shoes. This is all so AWKWARD for me,” and the valets are thinking, “Hang on just a second. We’re watching Bai Ling pose in front of our valet stand. God, this town is weird.” This is exactly what happens every night in this town. At least there’s something out there in this crazy world we can still count on.
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When I first saw this photo, I thought maybe Bai Ling had gotten some work done. And then I realized, no, I’ve just almost never seen her eyebrows before, because she always hides them behind crazy wigs with severe bangs. So really, Bai Ling just grew out her hair and/or invested in a new piece:
As for the rest, well, I can only assume she thinks it is cymbalic of something. And yes, that is some crusty wordplay, but I’m not sure what else to suggest. That they are giant, depressed breasts? That she’s really into records? That she just bought some awesome new placemats? That she is taking Cymbalta?
But really, it’s just a good sign that she’s out and about — I am hoping this means Dr. Drew worked some unlikely mojo on her during Celebrity Rehab, and also, that she is now somehow medically cleared to apply to be on Celebrity Apprentice next season because I need Donald Trump to be in the same room with her while cameras are rolling. I’ve decided things ARE on the up-and-up because look who Bai brought with her to a recent event:
Intern George! … Just kidding
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