4 photos in galleryWe are officially at the “Grab Bag” portion of our Globes coverage, yes.
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Fugger: Carla Gugino
Fugs and Fines: Glamour‘s “These Girls” Event
I’ll be honest, I have no idea what this event is. As best I can tell, it was something at which many of the invited females performed things on some kind of stage. Ergo, I can’t tell if what they wore was chosen thematically, or… look, I’m just trying to figure out whom to blame for those overalls. SOMEONE must be smote.
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Well, she looks amazing from the neck up.
And I was about to go ALL INSANE on her from the neck down, before I thought, “self, what if this dress were originally two pieces? A skirt and a crop top? IMAGINE THE HORROR. Perhaps she just did a little limo-time surgery on it. Maybe something weird happened. Maybe that is a piece of shapewear that she sewed to each piece, frantically, at the stop light on Sunset and Doheny, using a shard of glass from a broken limo highball glass as a needle. Maybe she has a terrible lower back problem and this is actually a piece of equipment keeping her upright. Maybe, like your Todd doll in 4th grade, the elastic connecting her upper torso to her legs snapped while she was dancing and she had to be literally taped back together. YOU DON’T KNOW HER LIFE.” So carry on, Carla. I am sure there is a reasonable explanation.
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Fug or Fab: Carla Gugino
I guess Carla Gugino here is in a movie called Elektra Luxx, which sounds like a porno about a vacuum cleaner:
One could, in fact, argue that said vacuum could come in handy to clean up whatever’s going on across the front of Carla’s dress.
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Zhang Ziyi is so pretty: 
Fugs and Fabs: The House of Cards premiere
I was thinking to myself, “I wonder if Rooney Mara and Kate Mara ever get asked to pose together, Olsen-style.” It turns out the answer is YES, but with 50% less change of permanently conjoined hips.
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