Fugger: Christa B. Allen

Fugs and Fabs of the Kentucky Derby: The Women


Well, the good news is that although the Awesome Abdication Shenanigans in the Netherlands are over, the Kentucky Derby just raced into with a bunch of hats to entertain us in our currently royalty-free lives.

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Fugs, Fabs, and Fines of Coachella, Weekend One


Dear Coachella,

Thank you for bringing the crazy. Never leave us.

Love,

People Who Love The Crazy

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Fugs and Fabs: British Fashion Council Event


Remember when I was JUST saying Hollywood needs to keep having lots of parties? I need to add that it WOULD be okay if they spread them out a little through the week. Just a thought.

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Fugvenge


By the standards of her shockingly successful Fug Madness run, this isn’t so bad. It’s actually even partially pretty.

But I am not sure what the tourniquet around her waist is in aid of, when you consider that the bodice itself is binding her chest tighter than a book spine.

Unfortunately, that’s all I can come up with here. It’s Friday. Most famous people have been hibernating since before Easter. Fug Madness and technical difficulties in the past two weeks have made me unusually idiotic — or at least, I hope this is unusual — and I seriously actually typed the sentence, “FREE CHRISTA’s Bs,” before I hit delete and smacked myself in the forehead. I guess I should’ve had a V-8. But it’s okay. The ACMs are on Sunday, and MTV’s Movie Awards are coming up, and Fug Madness’s final is on Monday, and “One Fugging Moment” will rejuvenate me and rekindle my will to type… things are going to get better than FREE CHRISTA’S Bs. I swear. I PROMISE.

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Fines and Fehs: the Revenge Paleyfest Panel


This happened last week. In my defense….I have no defense.

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Oscars Fug Carpet: Christa B. Allen


As we say often, there is a very nice idea here.

Then again, the Titanic and the Ford Edsel were good ideas too. Execution counts, y’all. This thing is eating her like Jaws eats boats.

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