Fugger: Ciara

Who Fugged It More: Ciara vs. Rihanna

Jul 21, 2011 By Heather AT 12:00 pm

It’s the bathroom accident so nice, it got worn twice.

Version one: Ciara, at the premiere of Hangover Part II – which, by the way, love the choice of roman numerals there; it really keeps that joint classy — looking like an avalanche of seat liners and toilet paper got stuck in her panties.

Version Two

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Fug or Fab: Ciara

Jul 18, 2011 By Heather AT 2:00 pm

I think part of me is predisposed to not liking this, because it looks like something a Kardashian would wear, and I am wired to reject Kardashianism.

But if I am being fair, even though it could also be construed as some kind of boob tourniquet, it does look good on Ciara. If you can pull off a boobiquet, maybe you deserve some brownie points. Which will be administered in the form of actual brownies, which, since I lack the ability to have them delivered to Ciara, I will have to go ahead and eat on her behalf. I’m such a hero.

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Met Ball Surprisingly Well Played: Ciara and Ashley Greene

May 5, 2011 By Heather AT 1:00 pm

Ciara is not someone on whom I generally rely for restraint.

Needless to say, this shocked the pants off me. Had I been holding a sandwich — and in retrospect, why on Earth wasn’t I? — it would’ve clattered out of my hand (so, good thing I wasn’t; also, what kind of sandwich was that, that makes a clattering noise?). The ombre effect is pretty, the detailing is gorgeous, and the ice blue up top is fab. Even SHE looks suspicious, like, “Wait, hang on, is this a joke and someone’s going to tear away my skirt to reveal mesh bike shorts?”

Another surprise: Ashley Greene.

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Fug-Star Weekend

Feb 24, 2011 By Heather AT 8:00 am
Amar'e Stoudamire
Dirk NowitzkiKenyon MartinCarmelo AnthonyDarryl Dawkins and Robert Horry
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Nobody cares about the NFL’s Pro Bowl. Nobody even remembers that the NHL has an all-star game. People know about baseball’s, but it’s not a red-carpet affair. So why is the NBA’s all-star weekend such a big deal? My guess: Because of the clothes. (Two words: CHARTREUSE SATIN. Seriously, if you make it no further in this slideshow, you must at least get to slide 5, starring Darryl Dawkins and some awesomeness from his Wikipedia page.)

Amar’e Stoudamire here, fresh from the Tommy Hilfiger show at Fashion Week, clearly did not get the memo, as he’s resolutely clinging to a very respectable and distinguished Cuddly Professor look. Fortunately, not everyone was so restrained — and yes, that’s players AND celebrities. Come with me on a whirlwind tour of what people wore, and see why this event must never, ever be cancelled.

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Grammy Awards Fug Carpet: Ciara

Feb 16, 2011 By Heather AT 12:00 pm

Why, hello, Ciara!

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She looks so innocent from this angle, almost like she’s a gently glamorous music teacher conducting some kind of children’s choir in a rousing version of “Do You Hear The People Sing?”

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VMAs Fug Carpet: Ciara

Sep 13, 2010 By Heather AT 2:00 pm
Do you think anything about this photo is one of Ciara’s worst-case scenarios?

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Because I’m pretty sure having the wind blow away your molting half-skirt is a large disappointment. But then again, my own personal worst-case scenario might be wearing that dress in the first place, especially with shoes that look like I’d been moored to two upended canoes and a top straight from a line of lingerie designed for treadmill-based orgies.
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