Fugger: Elizabeth Banks

Met Ball Fug Carpet: Elizabeth Banks


I’m actually not sure I buy that people chickened out of punk purely to avoid ridicule or looking overly costumey. Because plenty of people still looked costumey and ridiculous; just in the wrong way, which suggests that a lot of them already knew what larger-than-life silliness they wanted to wear (or in the designers’ case, what they wanted to showcase) and just didn’t care if it fit. For example, if the theme of the Met Ball had been “Cocktail and Cocktail Pajamas,” then this would’ve felt apt:

It’s ’80s, it’s insanely decadent, it feels like something an adult would wear to a party thrown by Prince that promises lots of pillow fights and maybe a tiger in a cage suspended over the center of the room, and I’m not entirely convinced it isn’t also a bathing-suit cover-up. But punk? Not to me., unless you consider that a show called Punky Brewster was on during that decade. That’s some pretty tenuous connective thread though — almost as thin as the Hefty shards creating the car washes on her feet.

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Oscars Well Played: Elizabeth Banks


Sorry, Ryan Seacrest. If you were hoping to win Tallest Oscar Hair, Elizabeth Banks is here to crush your dreams.

She is also in one of my favorite gowns of the night. Keibler and Watts are tied for first with what they wore to the ceremony, but Banks is leading the post-party charge with this fabulous, bright, gracefully patterned McQueen. The belt gives it the right touch of edge, and everything else gives it the right touch of YES. I wish this flower grow in my backyard. I’d be so glamorous. And wealthy, because you know I’d harvest them and start one hell of an Etsy store.

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Fugs and Fines of the 7th Annual March of Dimes Celebration of Babies


Aw, who doesn’t want to celebrate babies? Although I would rather celebrate babies with cocktails on the lanai rather than at a luncheon, but I guess the March of Dimes (as someone who has snuggled many kids who arrived a bit earlier than they were supposed to, a cause of which I am very fond) can’t really be all like, “come over and DRINK IT UP, GUYS. WHOOOO BABIES.”

In other words, this is REALLY an event where the celebs in question got on the horn with their stylists and said something along the lines of, “no, seriously, I really do need to look tasteful.” The good news is, most of them pulled it off.

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Fugs, Fabs, and Fines: The Hollywood Reporter’s ‘Power 100: Women In Entertainment’ Breakfast


Bearing in mind that this was a breakfast event, I was SURE someone was going to show up in a cocktail dress. But Power Women did not get to be Power Women by being dummies — almost all of these ladies wore something daytime appropriate. Although some of them HAD to be chilly; it was cold this morning in Los Angeles. Buy a power cardigan, you guys! I’m worried about all of you catching a cold.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Pitch Perfect Premiere


It appears the industry did not grind to a halt just because of the Emmys. Imagine that. THE NERVE.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Versace Show


Most of this went well. UNTIL IT DIDN’T.

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